It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Poor Christopher Schwarzenegger is hospitalized after enduring multiple broken bones and a collapsed lung!
All the while, Arnold Schwarzenegger has filed divorce papers creating conflict over spousal support.
Jeez, can we hold off on the divorce legalities until the son is healed?
He's been in the ICU for days, and we're sure he needs all the positive vibes he can get!
Get well soon, Christopher! We believe in you!
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