It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
A little while ago, a California woman became angry with her husband and took revenge in one of the worst ways imaginable!
Infuriated, she cooked him dinner, but it is believed she added in some secret ingredients.
He claims his tofo that night tasted rather metallic. Yep, tainted.
Feeling a wave of exhaustion after dinner, he went to sleep only to be awoken tied to the bed!
She hovered over him, and with "one swift motion," she allegedly severed his penis and then threw it in the garbage disposal!!!
WTF!?! Over a guest? Woman, it is NOT that crucial!
Excuse us while we go throw up…
[Image via AP Images.]