Some people just never learn, no matter how many times you put them in jail or fit them with ankle monitors or lock them up in their own homes.
Lindsay Lohan was back to her old ways on Saturday, reportedly getting so sloppy, she could "barely stand" by the end of the night. LiLo started her night at an old favorite - Chateau Marmont - but it wasn't until she got to Palihouse hotel to celebrate a friend's birthday.
According to sources, Lindsay "looked great" when walking into Palihouse and she seemed to be playing things safe, ordering a straight cranberry juice while her friends did lemon drop shots. However, as the night progressed, she started having the waitress bring her martinis and taking shots from the bottles of vodka at the table. One person at the club added:
"By 2 am, she could barely stand. She was trying to stabilize herself on the chairs. Then she made it over to the curtains and hung on them. The manager saw this and went over and helped her stand up. She was really nice to the manager. She kept saying, 'Thank you. All my friend left me.' Then she picked up her phone and started screaming 'Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?' The manager went back over to her and told her not to worry. 'I'll help you. Don't worry.' She eventually got outside, and when she got to her Escalade she just collapsed into it."
Guuuuurl! Really?! REALLY?!
You're just going to waste every second chance you get, huh? At some point, your luck will run out and we just hope no one gets seriously hurt because of it, including yourself.
Someone did drive that Escalade home for her, right???
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