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LiLo Hits The Town And Gets Schwasted!

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Some people just never learn, no matter how many times you put them in jail or fit them with ankle monitors or lock them up in their own homes.

Lindsay Lohan was back to her old ways on Saturday, reportedly getting so sloppy, she could "barely stand" by the end of the night. LiLo started her night at an old favorite - Chateau Marmont - but it wasn't until she got to Palihouse hotel to celebrate a friend's birthday.

According to sources, Lindsay "looked great" when walking into Palihouse and she seemed to be playing things safe, ordering a straight cranberry juice while her friends did lemon drop shots. However, as the night progressed, she started having the waitress bring her martinis and taking shots from the bottles of vodka at the table. One person at the club added:

"By 2 am, she could barely stand. She was trying to stabilize herself on the chairs. Then she made it over to the curtains and hung on them. The manager saw this and went over and helped her stand up. She was really nice to the manager. She kept saying, 'Thank you. All my friend left me.' Then she picked up her phone and started screaming 'Every body left me! Why did everyone leave me? Where are you?' The manager went back over to her and told her not to worry. 'I'll help you. Don't worry.' She eventually got outside, and when she got to her Escalade she just collapsed into it."

Guuuuurl! Really?! REALLY?!

You're just going to waste every second chance you get, huh? At some point, your luck will run out and we just hope no one gets seriously hurt because of it, including yourself.

Someone did drive that Escalade home for her, right???

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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52 comments to “LiLo Hits The Town And Gets Schwasted!”

  1. 1


  2. 2

    And so starts the newest adventures of America's version of Amy Winehouse….

  3. 3

    It's only a matter of time before you'll be reporting her death…so sad…so much at their fingertips but yet they can't reach help!

  4. 4

    One can only hope that she puts us all out of our misery and kills herself sooner than later. Amen.

  5. 5

    OMG you are such a shit. You copied this story from another site and if you'd bothered to look further its already been discredited as a lie by Gossipcop and other sites. =/ Leave the girl alone, if she wants to have a drink or two after whatever probation is over let her. Its odd that she's on all these drinking binges and there are tons of photos of her leaving this party where she looks GREAT. She's looking soooo healthy and yet OMG she's going out and getting "schwasted"? I call bullshit. Stop WANTING something to be wrong with her so you have something to write about. Cus when she dies you'll be the first to say 'OOOOOH she was sooooo talented what a waste. I'm sooooo sorry.' You know like you did with Amy? Critisizing her every time something happens, making fun of her then suggesting she gets help in the very next line? You're a horrible person. Especially toward women in the industry.

  6. 6

    Where's her 12-Step Religious Cult "Higher Power" & its One-Day-at-a-Time Magic Dust?

    What a Fraud the 12-Step Religious Cult is….

  7. 7

    Two words Lindsey, " AMY WINEHOUSE".

  8. 8

    Never learn, Prez? Never learn what? She is legally allowed to consume alcohol. It is her choice. What she MUST learn is how to abide by the law. Whether or not she chooses to "learn" not the drink is totally and completely her business and up to her.

  9. 9

    Wow she looks just awful!!

  10. 10

    Two Face Hypocrite Pedophile.
    This story has already been proven a lie

    So are those hair plugs from your pubes? They sure look like it!!

  11. 11

    I wonder do you segment out work to your writers… hey charlie you take the sad ones today, and jake you take the sexy ones… make sure you say yummy yummy screw and lick lick if any pictures of guys come through. Oh, and charlie I know you used to be real good at dissing Amy, use your mean quips in the Lindsey stories and remember Amy is our sweet darling now OK? If Lilo dies before the Amy story is over, call my cell immediately and we can make sure to delete mean stories of her too. End of staff meeting.

  12. 12

    Lindsays 15 minutes are well past up. She is irrelevant now and Perez shes hardly a celebrity so I think you should quit posting about her. Shes a drunk ego centric brat. Good riddance.

  13. 13

    Oye Perez por favor!! Probably all that is not true.Is not easy living with the fucking disease of alcoholism, and drug addiction,it is one day at time baby!!Ok, I need a beer!!

  14. 14

    Wow. She looks about 45. Please Please give up the booze and drugs.

  15. 15

    So which is it Perez? True or not? I swear to God you need new people who do their research before they post stories. It's not rocket science.

  16. 16

    Hopefully she doesn't end up like Amy Winehouse. There is a solution- AA.

  17. 17

    perez, earlier you posted the insightful and beautiful letter russel wrote for amy and the world. did you read it after all? lindsay is a sick as amy was, she is an addict and needs help. she is not cherishing "bad habits" man, she has a serious illness and struggles with life like everybody else.
    you as a powerful force in entertainment media should take responsibility and report respectful and understanding about people who struggle with addiction. you have made such great progress as a human being, take this step too and you will leave a beautiful imprint on this world, even if you`d die because of an illness.
    god bless

  18. 18

    id like to point out a flaw in you logic, Perez: you say "some people just never learn, no matter how many times you put them in jail or fit them with ankle monitors or lock them up in their own homes." thing is, those same things didn't help at all and in fact, even let her continue to get away with this shit. Putting her in jail but not keeping her there just adds fuel to the fire, ankle bracelets are a minor inconvenience compared to jail, and keeping her in her own home basically confirmed to her that she could party it up in privacy. As long as they don't actually keep her in prison, all other "punishments" are a tiny little slap on the wrist. They need to just throw her ass in prison for a good 3 years.

  19. 19

    also for all the morons comparing lilo to amy winehouse: As much of a wreck as the latter was, she didn't do alot of the things lindsay did, like thumb her nose at the justice system, continually drive under the influence and put others at risk, sue everyone she could, and act like an overall bitch. Also, Winehouse actually had some talent. She won a grammy, which even as a single accomplishment is still more than anything lohan has ever contributed to the world.

  20. Wrenn says – reply to this


    The next Amy Winehouse.

  21. 21

    I just have to respond to the Amy Winehouse comment… American version? Has Lindsay won any Oscars that I don't know about? Because Amy won Grammys… She was TALENTED. Lindsay is now a joke. She's just another sad sad once good child actor who should do the booze and everyone else a favor and just off herself with a razor. Seriously.

  22. 22

    hope she drops dead…one less addict.

  23. 23

    She is well on her way to dying. She is a hot mess.Hasnt she been in rehab like 6 times and she is still doing dumb crap? What the hell is the matter with her?

  24. 24

    Wow, she needs new friends. Sure it was her decision, but what kind of fuckwit friend drinks of front of a recovering addict?

    Someone kick these bitches in the taco.

  25. 25

    Oh weird, because this weekend when I was at a party and drunk out of my mind nobody seemed to care. Honestly, she waited till the end of the night to actually party and she did it in a friends hotel room, not out in public. Plus, I wonder how much of this is even true.

  26. 26

    "some people just never learn." well how come you didn't say that about Amy whinehouse…..she WILL literally NEVER LEARN now.

  27. 27

    She's only a few years away from the ill fated "27 club"

  28. 28

    Re: MsJules – BTW off topic, I googled the fed vs state law argument, and just went in a crazy circle of legal mumbo jumbo… If your friends were all debating it, I am curious how it ended - cause I just confused the hell out of myself trying to get a straight answer LOL.

  29. 29

    By the way, people THAT STORY IS FALSE !
    Has been debunked hours ago!

  30. 30



  31. 31

    people get wasted every day. my question is does she not realize how white her feet are? who ever is doing her spray tan should be fired!

  32. 32

    she really looks about 30 years older than she is. what a shitty mess.

  33. 33

    She wasted her talent, her career, her money, her beauty……… why someone who had it all and could have achieved more ends up like this. Really are her parents to blame for like she usually claims?.

  34. 34

    @ Pams tripple filled… SHUT UP!!! You have no idea about what you're talking about. All you do is spaam.

  35. 35

    if this is true - don't risk your health to party the birthdays of 'friends' like that …

  36. 36

    Last I checked, a 25 yr old getting drunk wasn't illegal. This shouldn't even be news; GET OVER IT.

  37. 37

    HoHan is nothing more than a Mother Fuck'n, Slime Suck'n WHORE TRAMP SLUT SKANK ADDICT, who, despite her many chances and opportunities, can't get straight. WHERE are the parents ? ! This little TRAMP really is a sad case …..

  38. 38

    …AND, Boy ! Is she looking OLD ! ! !

  39. 39

    Re: PurpleMonster – Ummmm. Hohan DID star in the Parent Trap ! ;)

  40. 40

    Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay where are your friends? Home sleep I'm sure. Go home and go to bed. Tomorrow is another day.

  41. 41

    Re: Be-Atch – indeed. only movie of hers i ever liked.

  42. 42

    …shes turning uglier by the minute…..

  43. 43

    Y is she barefoot?????.. Grooooss

  44. 44

    Re: Geat real – To be honest, I doubt that they even have staff meetings at this point. You see, the site was bought out a while ago by the people that own that crappy "Hot or Not?" one. The guy from "The Dirty" is also involved, as well as some other famous blogger. But when it comes to Perez's current participation, there really isn't much of any. The only thing that he is said to be contributing is the video update blogs and Radio Perez. Everything else is some random company's interns.

  45. 45

    Re: Geat real – LOL-I had that same problem when I started looking it up too! I saw some areas saying it did and others where it didn’t. I do know though, that even though Marijuana is legal (medically speaking) in California.. you can still get prosecuted on a Federal level, which is also why Feds are allowed to raid the cannabis clubs= which is what got me to thinking that Federal Laws trump state laws.. which makes sense to me, because what would the point of a federal government (and the president & congress) be, if a state’s legislative could basically make up their own laws. i also read that while some marriages may be considered legal in their state, they are not recognized by the Federal laws (still not given the same Federal Rights as others) and that the civil unions would not be legal in other states- which to me seems to all point back to the theory that Federal Laws trump State laws. (I am also going to post this on another thread- if i see you post on it today, because I'm not sure if you check back into these topics :) )

  46. 46

    Okay but Amy had talent.. i honestly never ever got the appeal of Lindsey Lohan.. What the hell makes her this overrated fantastic celebrity? Great actress? Based on what; Mean Girls and COATDQ? Wtf is it? She fucking sucks.. How is she even a celebrity? The fuck has she done in years besides piss all over the justice system?

  47. 47

    Re: SullenWhirlGirl – Wow, your parents did a really great job teaching you how to be a loving and caring individual. You're no better than these Hollywoood girls.

  48. 48

    PeZ Head!! Your a fuckin' piece of shit!! You secretly wish you were one of these girls instead of some formerly fat asshole with a huge gunt flap covering the space where your cock should be!! I hope you go on a diet for your Fred Flinstone sized head!! ASS!!

  49. 49

    Love ya, Lindsay!! Her parents are totally to blame!! Complete asswipes!! Lindsay's gonna win an oscar one day and pez head will be eating her puzzy!! :-)

  50. 50

    Pez head, what are u gonna do when ur luck runs out, ya fuckin Pumpkin head!! LOLZ!! Have you gotten laid since you lost all that weight or does the gunt fat scare the boys and hookers off?!?!

  51. 51

    Lindsay has the responsibility to "just say no" but all rehab facilities are not created equal. Someone who goes in for a week and then is out on the street isn't getting the same chance for sobriety as someone who goes in rehab for a month and is in a half-way house for six months or more and then is on their own and continuing with therapy and twelve step meetings. She needs help and she has to want it more than anything else. Hopefully, she will not die before she hits rock bottom and starts on a serious road to sobriety.

    All humans are precious, valuable and are capable of great and terrible things. Every individual, and society, needs to support each other to do good and do better. We're all God's children, or children of the universe, or someone's son or daughter and just because we're alive are considered worthy of a second chance (or a third or fourth as addicts often need), forgiveness and redemption. People who think entire classes of people deserve to be dead (junkies, unattractive, old, sick, Muslims…whatever) are very sad and are going down the same road that led to the ideas (seeing people as less valuable than they are so they are expendable) that the Nazis had to justify their actions.

  52. 52

    Just watch, this girl is going to be dead by 27 as well and then Perez will express his extreme condolences and act like he was her best friend just like with Amy. So predictable.