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Ever Wondered What Brad Pitt Would Look Like Strung Out On Meth?

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We imagine something like this! BLECK!

Redo! Redo!

This is the waxwork the Musee Grevin in Paris unveiled today of America's sexiest 40-something, Brad Pitt. If we could chose one word to describe it, it would have to be … TRAVESTY!

Why the hell does he look like a greasy Grandpa pimp?! All he needs is a cane and few hos and he'd be good to go! And God - the hair! The crow's feet! The off-colored gotee! The list goes on and on!

How can the art not reflect the man?! The subject was a Venus! We're just … ARGH!

If your eyes can stand the sight of it, check out more pics of the piece in the gallery (below)

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31 comments to “Ever Wondered What Brad Pitt Would Look Like Strung Out On Meth?”

  1. 1

    I think that's EXACTLY what he looks like now, if the wax figure doesn't do him any better…

  2. 2

    Why does Pitt's wax figure look like a greasy grandma pimp? Let me explain, Perez: It's because that's what he's been looking like for a long time now. Take off your rose-colored glasses, stop pretending that he and his whore are a beautiful couple, and take a good look at how rough he's been looking. Is the was figure a perfect representation? Maybe not. But Pitt always looks like he needs a good scrub.

  3. 3

    the coloring may be off, but I think it's pretty accurate. Brad Pitt hasn't aged well…

  4. 4

    Looks exactly like him to me

  5. 5

    I actually thought it was him until I read wax figure. Looks spot on!

  6. 6

    That is exactly what he looks like now.. He and Crapjolina look like hell.. karma….

  7. auds says – reply to this


    It looks exactly like him to me. He's UGLY and has been for a while. I dunno what crazy world you're living in Perez!

  8. 8

    Like a portrait sitting that's what the dude looked like when they outlined the wax figure?

  9. 9

    picture of Dorian Grey??? shows what he looks like without the deal with the devil…and yes he has a whole fleet of hoe's …all wrapped in one they call themselves Angelina Jolie….nasty nasty nasty. He needs to class it up and scrub it up…since being with angelingus he has looked dirty nasty and low…and she looks strung out on prescription drugs…bonny, sunken faced…

  10. 10

    Looks accurate to me…He has aged a lot…he is no longer the Thelma and Louise Brad Pitt of the past….he wears glasses now to cover his bags under his eyes…he is human…Re: La Garse – Calling Angelina a "whore" is your opinion however please remember that Brad was married at the time when he hooked up with Angelina…he is just as big of a "whore"….don't just tear down the woman please (let's not be sexist please)…takes two to tango…

  11. 11

    I think its REALLY accurate actually!

  12. 12

    Re: pamelaclaire1886 – Brad is in his late 40's and looks great - he has aged well in my eyes. Good for him for no doing the botox and facelifts that so many men are also doing these days.

  13. 13

    this.. is.. terrible

  14. 14

    Re: rosebud99 – Compare Brad Pitt to George Clooney, Richard Gere, Pierce Brosnan, Liam Neeson, Robert Downey Jr, Sean Connery. THOSE are men that aged well. Brad Pitt, not so much.

  15. 15

    Re: sanfran1 – Hun, I'm not the only one who calls her a whore … and you're right, it's my opinion. But while you're reminding me that it takes two to tango — and you are absolutely correct, he's as guilty as Angelina Whorelie in that scenario — let's not forget that the whore also stepped in and destroyed Laura Dern's relationship with Thornton. We should also remember her very odd relations with her equally creepy brother (ew). So yes, Pitt screwed around on Aniston. But if Whorelie had any respect for the relationships of others, would she have encouraged him? I think not. :)

  16. 16

    Re: pamelaclaire1886 – I guess beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. That's a pretty good list, but I think Brad belongs on it as well.

  17. 17

    A little on the pale side, but yeah that's him. He and ange go together. At least Jen had him in his prime. And now she has another hot guy!

  18. 18

    uh, have you looked at brad pitt lately? this is pretty accurate.

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  20. 20

    Re: La Garse – The married man needs to have respect for the marriage and the vows HE took not a stranger. We get it, you're an insecure little girl who thinks that every other woman owns her loyalty except from her partner. Put the blame where the blame belongs or you're going to end up like Maria Shriver. Now shut up.
    As for the wax figure, i though it was a picture of him , it's spot on.

  21. 21

    'though' /// thought.

  22. 22

    When he started daring Angelina he started looking trashy. He def. lost his pretty boy image, which is sad.

  23. 23

    Rosebud99-NO BOTOX????he has had his eyes done and other work, I can see it and tell…He'll be nippin and tugguin like Michael Douglas soon enough, and since Angelingus has him sprung on freeky dominatrix shiz he'll be chasingher wagging his dick while she continues to spread hers shiz around…the Brother Frenching shiz was crazy tho and that type of crazy doesn't go away…If there is any Hollywood type that I would suspect of ocult activity , I imagine it would be her….she doesn't exorcise her demons, she sleeps with them.

  24. 24

    He's lost it. The minute that ho started flying to all the third world countries and making him take care of 12 kids he lost it. It's not coming back. Jen Aniston had the best of Brad Pitt, he's hardly even doable now.

  25. 25

    Please people- his eyelids are not that droopy-the wrinkles are not as deep and he is not that pale-

  26. 26

    Hhmm, not a lot of critical eyes here. They have captured some of his features but the proportions are off. That nose, the width of his eyes the heaviness of his lids, all wrong. It is an impression only, a poor one. Yes, he has aged but even so he is a damn sight better looking and less grey and wrinkled than this caricature.

  27. 27

    Last year I had a dream that I had an opportunity to kiss Brad Pitt. I thought, "ew" and passed it up. Interesting fact: Brad's major in college had nothing to do with acting. In fact, he had very little acting experience.

    Angelina "Fish Lips" Joke can have him.
    Love, Oscah

  28. 28

    Perez, you might be getting a little to nice, I thought this was a picture of Brad pitt at first glance. Somewhere, if she even cares anymore(doubtful), Jennifer Anniston is laughing. He's aging badly, and has been since he got w. Angelina Jolie.

  29. 29

    Re: pamelaclaire1886 – I agree with you.
    He hasnt been looking good for a long while and he usually looks so exhausted. Poor man.

  30. 30

    It's hard to get the rugged aged look on these wax figures.
    He does have wrinkles, but wax made wrinkles look way worse.
    He probably looked just like this when they took the photos and took his measurements,
    No decent lighting or make up artists there! Plus living with ange and a bunch of misbehaving children would age you fast. Bet those kids run wild, ange has already said they don't have any rules and cab do what they want..can you imagine ? **shudders**
    at least half of them will grow up and become a drug addict or some Dort of negativity..that's what lack of discipline does to a kid..you think your doing them a favor but nope..got to prepare them for the real world with real rules and real consequences for breaking the law.money can't pay for everything

  31. 31

    He really doesn't look all that different in real life! The statue is an accurate portrayal of ArmPitt since he's been run so hagard by Whorealina and their kids!