If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Say whaaaaaat?!? Why, this is so shocking!
LiLo fans can rejoice though, because she won't get locked up for this one.
Stephen Clark claims she owes him $1,180.
Oh! Is that all? C'mon, Linds. If he's right, just throw him the bones.
That's nothing compared to the prices of spray tanning in El Lay!
[Image via WENN.]