What a scary time.
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Ladies of New Jersey - the call has been put out!
It has come to our EXCLUSIVE attention that one of the women on The Real Housewives of New Jersey will be getting the axe this season. We aren't sure why or when and there's no word yet if it will be one of the veteran Jersey girls or one of the newbies. However, this means that there's a vacancy on the roster of the
Oil and Petrochemical Refinery Garden State's most refined ladies list.
So, this begs the question…
DO ANY OF U WANT TO BE THE NEXT REAL HOUSEWIFE OF NEW JERSEY???
If you do, we have the hook up for you! Vinnie Potestivo Entertainment has been tapped to find the next fierce, feisty, ferocious female of Franklin Lakes and if you think that could be you, then pay attention!
Send your name, contact info, location, why you belong in the show and a few recent pictures to firstname.lastname@example.org. One of their agents will get back to you and you can take your first step into becoming superstar!
Tell'em Perez sent you! Ha!
NOTE: Those who have formerly been on the show in a smaller capacity need not apply. We already know they don't want you, Kim G!
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