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Chuck E. Cheese Hates Your Kids & Finally Proves It

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After the countless stories we've posted about the hazards and violent mayhem that goes on at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants (?), the fact that people are surprised by this is what surprises us most!

In Las Cruces, New Mexico, 4-year-old Corbin Anderson had his birthday part at a Chuck E. Cheese in town to commemorate the milestone birthday. Before he got dived into a personal pan pizza, the spokesmouse himself came out to greet the tyke and pose for a picture he could cherish forever. However, as you can see, Mr. E. Cheese appears to making a gesture towards the camera. Some call it "The Finger," some say flipping the bird, but the point is - the mouse is sending a message! That seems pretty clear to us.

Well, not so much for the company, as a spokeswoman for the pizza chain says the crude gesture was simply a - wait for it -wardrobe malfunction. She explains:

"He has big wide paws, like a glove, and they're lumpy and not clearly defined. His glove is a thumb and three fingers, so what you see is his index finger extended - not his middle finger."

Huh. How clever of the costume designer to construct the costume in this fashion. You know, Donald Duck only has three fingers too and we've never seen him make that gesture. What else you got???

Like us, the kid's parents aren't convinced this was human mouse error either and they are taking their outrage to the streets. The boy's father explained:

"Why would you do that? If you don't like your job, there is somebody else out there who would love to do what you do. You can go somewhere else to flip somebody off. That's inappropriate."

Indeed it is, sir. From now, you should take your money and business elsewhere. In fact, why doesn't every parent in America make this pack to stop taking their kids to Chuck E. Cheese. It's no longer the place where a kid can be a kid.

It's where innocence goes to be lost!!! Save the children! Cut off the Cheese!!!

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30 comments to “Chuck E. Cheese Hates Your Kids & Finally Proves It”

  1. cknee says – reply to this


    this is just ridiculous! why would you even post this, who cares!

  2. Coqi says – reply to this


    What is your problem with this place?? Bad memories? Trauma? I got booed off a talent show at the Chuck when I was 7 and don't harbor such hatred. What happened to you?

  3. 3

    Just let the little kid believe he is posing with Chuck E Cheese and having a good time. There are some things that are better to just not point out at all and are better left unsaid.

  4. 4

    why do you have such a hard on for chuck e cheese?

  5. yeez says – reply to this


    "Before he got dived into a personal pan pizza…"
    Got dived? Really?

  6. 6

    People get upset about the STUPIDEST things. The picture sucks anyways. Poor quality and the kids eyes are closed. delete it and move on to the next picture.

  7. clo27 says – reply to this


    hahahahhahahahahaahhaaaaa! dickhead kid!

  8. 8

    Chuck e cheese is a germ pit… I would never take my son there, and it has nothing to do with a rat flipping him off (which we would have laughed our butts off at)

  9. 9

    Mario, what's with the completely obvious psycho jihad against the Cheester?

    YOU have a real obvious problem here. It's NOT subtle.

    Get help.

  10. 10

    why doesn't every parent in America make this pack

    The correct word is PACT you fucking dumbass!

  11. 11

    I have to agree with the spokesperson…you really can't say that he's intentionally flipping the bird

  12. 12

    It's better to have him hate your kid then to loooove your kid.

  13. 13

    wow at the stupidity. Thats clearly not the bird. Clearly not flipping the camera off..what a bunch of retards

  14. 14

    If you hadn't of written all over the picture then we might have been able to see the other hand to see if the spokeswoman had a point.

  15. 15

    This may be the most pathetic post I have ever read on this site. Anybody who has ever worn a costume like that knows how hard it would be to purposely give the finger while wearing it. Its like when your are 4 and your mom puts your big sisters' gloves on you because she can't find yours. There is no way to make one individual finger deliberately do anything.

  16. 16

    I think your trying to dig a lil too deep to get a story…. whatever

  17. 17

    this is lame….besides, I'd bet the mouse costume only has like 3 fingers anyways so it would be hard for the guy in the costume to give anyone "the finger"

  18. 18

    "If you don't like your job, there is somebody else out there who would love to do what you do" LOL! I don't care how bad the economy is, I bet anybody wearing that rat suit in the middle of summer would be flipping the bird, even if only in their mind!

  19. 19

    He just looks like he's pointing down. You're an idiot.

  20. 20

    actually this kind of thing happens a lot with cartoon characters with this kind of 'paw' design. animators are pretty careful about it but I'v seen sports mascots get into trouble for exactly the same issue. It's not on purpose, it just happens. You're LOOKING for things to complain about and I think if you continue to run this hate campaign against the company you will probably find yourself getting sued.

  21. 21

    You know the stupid mouse has FOUR fingers right?. Thats the way the costume is!. He isnt doing nothing wrong.

  22. 22

    "Before he got dived in" ? Did you graduate ?

  23. 23

    what a dck. I hope they got refunded all of their money. Sorry @ssed excuse. Makes me sad. Chucky cheese was deserted 20 years ago but there's one near me and I was thinking about trying it out.. now I'm inclined to not even bother. I hear they serve beer anyway *gag*

  24. 24

    Yeah that could have been an accident.

  25. 25

    it looks like he's just pointing to the kid? I don't get it.

  26. 26

    this is the stupidest thing i've ever seen posted on this website. perez, do you think that that chuck e. cheese represents all 100+ chuck e. cheese's in the united states? clearly, you're retarded.

  27. 27

    The mouse costume has 4 fingers, he was saying the kid is #1.

  28. 28

    Now, I have to disagree with most of y'all. I worked at a Chuck E. Cheese for a brief moment when I was 16, and I had a couple of friends that worked there throughout most of high school and college. Needless to say, most of the employees at the location that i'm talking about were pure trash. I could TOTALLY see them doing something like that. And although i've never worn the Chuck E. costume, i've worn ones that were similar. Yes, it's a little tough to bend the fingers, but it's not THAT tough- especially for a guy like this that has to walk around in that suit for over half of the work day. He knew how to maneuver that thing. But what makes me angry about this is that the corporate person stuck up for him. I mean, this guy should have AT LEAST gotten written up- at least. Because that's just not appropriate. Is it funny? FU*K YES, it is! But it's still not cool to have around little kids. I'm just mad that the corporate person acted like she could care less. That company didn't have the best standards when I was there, and it looks like they still don't have them…

  29. 29

    Whoa,whoa,whoa!hold on!I've been to Chuck E.Cheese,before and I've never seen the mouse do that,well,it was for my little brother's friend's birthday party.and this one the lamest stories ever.

  30. 30

    Whoa,whoa,whoa!hold on!I've been to Chuck E.Cheese,before and I've never seen the mouse do that,well,it was for my little brother's friend's birthday party.and this one is one of the lamest stories ever.