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Crystal Harris Talks Sex With Hef!

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Crystal Harris Talks Sex With Hef

Crystal Harris just keeps showing her true colors more and more!

After taking Holly Madison's place as Hugh Hefner's 'Number One,' Crystal was set to marry Hef, but, as we all know, she left him before going down the aisle.

They've been apart for months, but she's still talking smack about him.

In a recent interview with Howard Stern, she told the radio king that sex with Hef only lasted two seconds, adding:

Then I was just over it. I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry. He doesn't really take off his clothes. I've never seen Hef naked.

Ugh! What an ungrateful brat!

Girlfriend! If it wasn't for Hef, nobody would know who you are, and you definitely wouldn't be living the lifestyle you can live now.

This is why the original Girls Next Doors will always be better. Not only are they prettier, they know how to keep it classy when it comes to personal matters.

Definitely something you could learn, Crystal!

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]

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57 comments to “Crystal Harris Talks Sex With Hef!”

  1. 1

    Hef has been around a long time.

    He knows what a Bimbo is, what Bimbos do, etc.

    Any negative consequences are 100% Hef's doing.

    If you insist on associating with known arsonist types, don't act surprised if you end up burned down.

    Hef burned himself down.

  2. 2

    What is she expecting… he's like 100 years old.

  3. 3

    People will forget about!!! Who really gives a shit about the broke-ass blonde! Whatever she has will run out and then she will be working at McDonalds!

  4. 4

    What a whore.

  5. 5

    Yes, she's an ungrateful bitch. But I suppose there is a confidentiality agreement, so I wouldn't be surprised if some Playboy Lawyers slapped stupid the blond bimbo. Having this said, Perez: don't give this blond bimbo anymore space. If you do it, maybe others will follow.

  6. 6

    Wow she must be reaching. Anything to hang on. I think any guy who get's involved with her in the future better get ready for her talking about them after they break up.

  7. 7

    It's time to start ignoring her. Hef deserves more respect than this. What she said is no one's business and how she could even think about saying it let alone actually saying it is beyond me. Shame on you Crystal Harris!
    Now let's leave her in the dust. Her 15 minutes are up!

  8. 8

    Is it just me or she looks like the exact copy of Barbie Doll Montag? too much oxygen on that hair, or too much sylicone in their bodies..and they turn stooooooooopid.

  9. 9

    How's that "SINGING CAREER" coming Crystal?

    Hey Crystal, a lot of singers start out as Porno Stars & Strippers to launch their LEGITIMATE singing careers…..Isn't that what your manager told you?

  10. 10

    I like her. It is a man's world. This is one way a girl can move up. Most do it . But most never dare say how they really feel about it. All men think they are sexy gods, ridiculous. Only reason is bc women are too scared to tell the truth. There is nothing sexy about an old guy, except his money, if he has any. If real power were distributed out of the boys club corporations, then maybe no women would have to be in Playboy or crap that just makes all men think they deserve a young good looking women. Instead they should appreciate the real woman they have. Hef needs to find an 85 yr old like himself, but I doubt any woman could love a man that has done so much to put women down.

  11. 11

    Since she's such an ungrateful, gold-digging bitch, I'm glad Hef only pleasured her bitch ass for 2 seconds!

  12. 12

    Re: reallyxreally – Most respectable women don't need porn to move up. The fact that she keeps running her mouth means that she is never going to be respected.

  13. 13

    she looks rlly OLD in that pic.

  14. 14

    Oooh, Perez! Meow! So true! Crystal Harris is an ugly hag who probably gave Hef blumpkins - not because he loved them, but because she is a nasty a** hoe bag.

  15. 15

    she was sooooo over it yet continued to date him and accept his marriage proposal?? she's discussing and obviously has no problem blowing men for fame

  16. 16

    Who cares what this gold digging whore has to say? Why does she get press? Why do these website continue to "glorify" these people with press? Heff is an old man and an idiot — and she is clearly nothing but a user. She deserves nothing from any of us. And his number is up too. Now he only manages to make a fool of himself over and over again.

  17. 17

    Re: Itsmenotyou – Completely agree with you. It's strange because on the view she was nice about him but the minute she got on Howard Stern she started being trashy about him again, just when i was starting to sorta understand her. Old girls next door SOOO MUCH BETTER!

  18. 18

    What a dumb bitch.

  19. 19

    Sure Crystal is an idiot, but Hef is equally dumb for thinking relatioships between someone who's 20 and 80 would result in love.

  20. 20

    I am not shocked by her at all. She has a product she is selling, no harm no foul on how she pimps herself or promotes herself. If people buy it, she will have made a good choice, if people don't - well back to the drawing board. But thinking this person is playing him, is giving her too much credit, nobody gives a crap if a bimbo talks trash about Hef… she just comes off as ungrateful and stupid which isn't very good marketing by her team.

    Anyone who feels bad for Hef is niave, he is not some poor senile old tycoon taking his legacy and gifting it to a bimbo. He is a smart business man, keeping his name associated with sex which sells as his product. He $$ and business entity are separate, and he is surrounded by family and a long term business team. When girls next door came out, it was an entertaining view into 3 blondes, who for the most part were funny and had a three stooges silly mainstream vibe. After that ended, all replacements fell short.
    I really think Hef needs to turn over the brand to someone else, or diversify before it is too late. But I would of thought that regardless of this girl.

  21. 21

    oh and nice pic… LOL

  22. 22

    Yeah… I remember my first beer.

  23. 23

    she has the guts to speak the truth, more than a lot of other people can say for themselves, especially more than any other bimbo who has met Hef has dared to say, and there are a lot!

  24. 24

    The only thing she is successful at is proving Heff is an idiot for believing her. I will give her credit for that. Stupid old man. That does not make her any less of a whore though.

  25. 25

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIlarious!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. 26

    Re: reallyxreally – TOTALLY AGREE! I like her too! Score for the chics! Down with the asshole dicks! He needed that… quit trying to look like a stud Hef, you're a mutant and this is what you get when you consistently think you deserve hot youth under driftwood balls!

  27. 27

    what a skanky hoe bitch!!!

  28. 28

    Are you defending hef? he's basically paying hot girls to have sex with his wrinkly genitals and listen to his pervert old man voice moaning and all of that YUCK! she just REALLY couldn't do it obviously, it just shows how hungry and disturbing the cast of girls next doors was for continuously having sex with that. Yea he made her "famous", but obviously she gave up the fame because it was just too gross lol let her talk i wanna hear more! Hef should be ashamed to be this old and still BELIEVE he DESERVES young attractive women because he's rich.

  29. 29

    Let's see…Hef doesn't take his clothes off, you thought you would get more "allowance", and he comes in two seconds (pretty good for an eighty year old). Let me see, if it looks like a…

  30. 30

    I don't think Hef deserved to be treated like that. Then again, at least she was honest about her feelings and didn't go thru with it. There are tons of hoes that would have married him anyway just for fame and money.

  31. Bytch says – reply to this


    wow…she's an asshole. I was actually giving her the benefit of the doubt that the media might be painting her worse than she was…. to go off and publicly humiliate the hand that has fed your bleached ass the last few years is lame. Hef is an old man, show some respect you bitch!! Holly called this one spot-on. I didn't think anyone could get lower than those dirty skanky twins, but this one is just as bad!!!! I miss the old Girls Next Door, who were charming, down to earth underdogs in the industry who were respectable and had CLASS.

  32. 32

    Why did she have to say anything at all ? It shows a lack of class to run
    your big fat bimbo mouth.

  33. 33

    HOW old is she supposed to be?? Major forehead wrinkles, hair like straw….yuck..and no class to boot.

  34. ptay says – reply to this


    i cant believe she is openly admitting to being such a disgusting golddigger. most people who sleep with people for money arent usually so honest and proud of the fact they are essentially a whore. i would have kept that one to myself, crystal.

  35. 35

    Any one notice how much she looks like that nasty "16" year old who married the 51 year old pervert???? No , wait a minute, she can actually complete a sentence without breathing heavy and half closing her eyes….never mind.

  36. 36


  37. 37

    funny how guys will call her old and ugly just bc she tells it like it is.
    Really- she is ugly?????????????? old???????????????????
    but an ugly porn star that makes a guy feel like he is king, well that is hot, hahahaha.
    it's how you make them feel ladies that matters, it has nothing to do with you.
    Creeps will have sex with anything that makes them feel like a king.
    But put a mirror to their face, and you are the ugly one, haha too funny.

  38. 38

    god she's only in her 20's yet she looks 40. what a fame whore. HELLO hef is in his 80's how long do u think he would live? stick out that 2 minutes…be THANKFUL it was only 2 minutes!! idiot!

  39. 39

    A woman has to be crazy to even consider sex with a 100 year old man, let alone actually do it. Gross beyond words.

  40. 40

    I guess the guys like you would do it.

  41. 41

    put a blonde wig on and you do him, maybe Hef will marry you!

  42. 42

    Re: hubwoof – Ohhhhhhh brother!

  43. 43

    Re: maimee519 – Oh and he's ALL CLASS always going after fucking bimbos that are 65 years younger then him….CLASSY GUY! He reaps what he sows.

  44. 44

    Re: Voice_de_Reason – I know it looks like a disgusting arrangement where he's being a pretty much a pedophile since he's going for women 65 years younger, totally agree with where you're going with that!

  45. 45

    Re: Fresh2def313
    put a blonde wig on and you do him, maybe Hef will marry you!

  46. 46

    Re: jessie1090 – And I could not agreee with you more! I thought about how she scammed Whoopie into apologizing. Made me a little mad. I think she has proven that she is not worth our time.

  47. 47

    Re: Itsmenotyou
    I want to hear more of what she has to say. She needs to do a tell all about the Hef mansion. The types of guys that go there. How sad and desperate all the women are. How old and creepy Hef is. Whether Hef's daughter will pose, hahahahaa.
    Please tell allllllllllllll.
    He has used and still uses women who have no better options in life. He owes all his money to all the women he used. Why didn't his daughter become a porn star?

  48. 48

    Ok…soooo does the stupid wrinkly blond NOT realize that she was screwing an 87 year old man?????what was she expecting???sex with a pro athlete???she's lucky he could even get it up, and for her to trash him like this is kinda F##ked up….nobody expected him to be the best screw of her life…..She's stupid and classless to make the comment..

  49. 49

    How old is she? She looks like about 45…..

  50. 50

    What a classless, talentless, aging whore.

  51. 51

    I have nothing nice to say …so I won't say anything…

  52. 52

    "Girlfriend! If it wasn't for Hef, nobody would know who you are, and you definitely wouldn't be living the lifestyle you can live now. "

    And yet you give her the attention that she craves.

  53. 53

    Thats just mean he is an old man Aww

  54. 54

    yup shes nasty. and has no class. if she wasnt turned on by him in bed why would she even consider marrying him…??? money….

  55. 55

    lol..she so dumb for talking all this shit.. she will never make a name for herself.. what a dumbass so ungrateful.. no one would know the hoe if it wasn't for him..

  56. 56

    Re: reallyxreally – obsessed butch lesbo huh?

  57. 57

    this dumb bitch's 15 minutes is about up. i hope she knows this. that's why she's sucking it up as much as she can. she's only got about 2 minutes left.