It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
And you know what? We believe him!
Yesterday, Crystal Harris told Howard Stern on his show that sex with her former fiancee and employer Hugh Hefner lasted "like two seconds," proving once again how ungrateful and conniving she can be.
Last night, Hef responded to her claims via his Twitter, claiming that Crystal "lied about [their] relationship," but insisted he didn't know why. He then added questioningly, "Maybe a new boyfriend?"
Maybe … or maybe she just doesn't know the first damn thing about loyalty. Sounds like you are better off without her, Hef! She obviously doesn't appreciate all you did for her.
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