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In this new promo pic for his first solo album, Joe Jonas is thinking _______________________________.
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Looks like Amanda Bynes is NOT done telling it how she sees it on Twitter!
And this time, she's making some pretty SERIOUS allegations against the officers involved in her Thursday night arrest for drug possession, reckless endangerment, and tampering with evidence!
The troubled starlet took to her social networking page this afternoon to continue denying her legal drama this week, which involved her allegedly smoking pot in her apartment building's lobby and then throwing her bong out the window when police began searching her place, and now, she's asserted that one of the officers at the scene sexually harassed her by "slapping" her VAGINA!
She writes:
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It's good. kudos to the stylist. Joe can pose I like it.
"What did I eat last night… Was it Pizza..? Nah, couldn't be Pizza."
"May be if I squint my eyes, people will forget what a douche I've been to Demi and see how sexy I am."
…about cock?
he's thinking.. "please buy my album puh-leaasee?"
"i wish my eyebrows didnt take up half of my face"
"Do I have swag?"
"These jeans are so tight against my private place. I wish God didn't prohibit me from adjusting myself."
"I need to get laid…."
"I wonder if people will like this pose enough that they will finally leave me alone about growing my hair long and straight again"
"Do I have to poop, or is that only a fart?"
Squirrel?
when will everyone realize I love the "penus".
He looks like he has to take a shit…..and run from immigration….I think I've seen this tool bag hanging around outside home depot.
He always looks like the kid napping in class that got called to answer question
Absolutely nothing.
remember that time this guy was HUGE until justin beiber came along and ruined it??
he's probably thinking "please don't let beiber release anything this week"
I look so gay, I even set off my own gaydar.
Re: vajayjayde – LOLRe: babsjmay – LOL
I know I have a huge teen girl following so I guess I have to try and act sexy…but I wish I had a big strong man and a disco stick!
gotta have my bowl, gotta have my cereal!
in france, where i live, website people present this picture like clothes commercial. who believes? forgive my english thanks
Damn, I'm hungry.. no wonder, I look like a starved gaselle.. wonder if they'll give me some food before I pass out *thud*!
Duh…why am I famous again???
*Claps* at creativity and humor of users!! Funny!
what's with his eyebrows? looks like he drew them on with a huge magic marker. guess he hasn't heard of brow waxing.
derp
He is thinking 'did you have to make me look likea elf or fairy?' lol
Wow, that was a quick 15 minutes…
there should almost be voting and comments!
I VOTE COCK!
"where did my brothers go?"
about me, obviously.
"Blue Steel"
"I hope this pic doesn't end up on Perez Hilton"
He's thinking: If my fan's find out that I am gay my career is OVER!
I think he just farted.
"I love love love my new butt plug!!!"
i wonder how long it will take to replace this cheap mustache with a real one.
"My head looks fucking HUGE!"
I… Wanna Rock and Roll All Night… And Party Every Day….
"..and the 'V-cards' just keep on comin'… life is gooood."
Does this outfit make me look like a Blow Pop?
Oh shit… I forgot to wipe.
"oooooh God this is not working, my cd's gonna flop so bad
… keep posing, keep posing"
Should I fart now? Or will Taylor Swift hear it and write a song about it?
about sucking dick.
WHEN WILL U LEARN PEREZ TO N-O-T N-O-T N-O-T ASK THAT KIND OF QUESTION CONSIDERING THE AUDIENCE THAT FOLLOWS U???? A LOT OF THEM ARE FUN BUT MOST ARE DISGUSTING. OF COURSE JOE IS THINKING BOUT PAYING FOR HOMELESS SHELTERS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE HE IS NOT A DOUCHE BAG CELEB LIKE A LOT OF THEM R. IT IS SO HOT HERE IN ARIZONA (AND APPARENTLY EVERYWHERE ELSE LATELY) THAT IM AFRAID HOMELESS PEOPLE R GONNA START DROPPING LIKE THEY DID THAT ONE YEAR. ANYWAY THAT'S WHAT HE'S THINKING………………H-E-L-P-I-N-G…T-H-E…H-O-M-E-L-E-S-S!!!!!
"Ugh. I got to take a crap. How long will this take?"
Man, I gotta take a crap. Hope nobody can tell I'm farting right now!
I feel the razor burn from shaving my pubes… ouch
"I hope I removed all the dingle berrys…"
If it's time to come out yet!
He's thinking: "I'm so hot that I bet haters gonna be hating on me for that on Perez Hilton… Can't help it."
Btw, its not a pic for his solo album, he's modeling for Mr Porter and the website looks amazing! www.mrporter.com
Maybe if i squint my eyes and lean forward they wont notice how tight my clothes are.
"Eat cock, live longer."
"cum on my face, camera man."