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EXCLUSIVE! Countess LuAnn Shares Invaluable Advice With Us!

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From the woman who insisted that money can't buy you class comes the do's and don'ts of theatre etiquette!!!

Yesterday, we sent a call out to Countess LuAnn de Lesseps for some guidance. We had just received a story out of her native New York about Katherine Heigl being extra rude at a performance of The Book of Mormon. She reportedly not only showed up 20 minutes late and made a raucous getting to her seat, but she actually started smoking an electronic cigarette during the show!

We found that to be a real faux pas, but we wanted it confirmed by the classiest person we knew. Thankfully, the Countess took time out shoot us over an EXCLUSIVE response! Katherine, listen up! This is for you, for next time! The Countess tells us:

It is proper theatre etiquette for the audience as well as the performers to arrive at the theatre on time. Everyone is aware of curtain time so whether you are a celebrity or not you should look at your ticket and arrive on time to take your seat so you don’t have to disturb people once the show starts. And if you are late, even though the ushers might be seating people, you should tell them that you will stay in the rear of the house or seated in the back until the intermission break and then take to your seats. That is the ‘class’ act!

Regarding sunglasses inside-that is only for post-surgery. No one can see you in a dark theatre anyway and puffing away on an electronic cigarette is as bad as using a cell phone in a theatre. It gets noticed and takes attention away from the performers on stage.”

Preach! Amen to that!

So now you know, Kat. Leave your house 20 minutes earlier and leave the sunglasses at home until you start getting Botox.

CLASSY!!!

P.S. - If you have questions for the Countess, you too can get the "proper" response by downloading her new iPhone app. Search for Countess LuAnn in the App Store and get classy!

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11 comments to “EXCLUSIVE! Countess LuAnn Shares Invaluable Advice With Us!”



  1. 1

    Hey Countess - no one cares what you have to say. This woman's a phony.



  2. 2

    LuLu is actually a kind person albeit a bit of a snob. I've been trying to figure out why I've never liked Alex besides the fact that she is a fraud. Alex hates women. She may be a sociopath in my opinion. She has zero empathy. Ramona also has mental problems. Jill whom everyone blames (because she can be loud) is also a fairly kind person if you look at the events honestly.



  3. 3

    A class act does not do reality tv.



  4. 4

    I would NEVER take advice from this women.



  5. 5

    FIRST OF ALL SHE NEEDS TO GET IT IN HER FUCKING HEAD THAT THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CONSIDERS HER A COUNTESS IS HER…
    She is such a joke…
    Her poor daughter must be so embarrassed of her, especially after HER wanna be singing career…
    Which by the way is HORRIBLE…
    SHE MAKES PARIS HILTON AND KIM KARDASHION LOOK LIKE PROS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY…



  6. 6

    You are not seriously endorsing this hack. I hope the app thing is a joke, because this woman couldn't offer advice to a brick wall. She claims to be the epitome of class, but all is really is is rude, negligent, snobby, and a classless you know what. NO ONE with any class whatsoever refers to others as if they are in a caste system, or tells someone to "Go back to the paper bag they crawled out of". She thinks that she is better than everyone else, and no one needs advice from someone like her.



  7. 7

    Like her or not, The Countess gave really good advice on this situation. Especially because it comes from a place of consideration and respect for both other audience members and the performers.



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  9. 9

    If she actually lived in a country that used titles, she would never be allowed to rise above her humble beginnings. Ironic!



  10. 10

    ooooh what an EXCLUSIVE! you're both full of it.



  11. 11

    I LOVE LUANN and I'm totally getting that app. What fun! She's so Emily Post with edge.