Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
These things look so rad, and it's awesome that they have a few of them just in case because, well, you never know!
Check out this video above to see the Batmobile Tumblers in their natural environment — which apparently means Pittsburgh!!
We're borderline crazy with how excited we are for this. He's got a lot to live up to!
Does this get you pumped??