And Great Britain takes a collective sigh of relief.
We don't blame them.
Earlier today, we reported that Charlie Sheen was in talks to star in the latest edition of Celebrity Big Brother over in the UK. With stars like Aaron Carter and Sarah Ferguson rumored to also be in talks, it wasn't completely out of the realm of possibility that Charlie would sign on to the project.
Charlie's reps confirmed this afternoon that the MaSheen won't be appearing on the show and that all rumors suggesting otherwise are "totally untrue."
Can't say we're that surprised. He's not quite ready yet to go the way of Gary Busey.
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