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The Next Generation Of Gleeks Is Upon Us!

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Guys, we're getting nervous. We need Ryan Murphy to come over to our place, bring us some hot tea, hold our hand and tell us that everything is going to be okay on Glee. Right now, we haven't a clue what is going to happen to our beloved Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Corey Monteith past this summer. No one will tell us anything definite.

However, we are hearing loads of SPOILERS about new characters coming to McKinley High. This can only mean one thing - the beginning of the end of the golden era of Glee.

We won't be hasty and say that these new characters won't live up to their predecessors … but for right now, we're not convinced. Here's a rundown of the new characters being written for this season:

Sugar. Yes, that's her name. We've heard her be compared to RHNJ’s Danielle Staub, in that she's going to stir up some major drama and can't sing a single damn note without the aid of autotune.

Then there's Sheila, "a modern-day Joan Jett." Badass and fierce, she's got a pack of mean girls at her side at all times and she's going to make someone's life a living hell. No word yet if Kristen Stewart will be hacking off her locks again for the part.

Finally, there's Bubba. Yes, Bubba. Want us to say it again? Fine! BUBBA! No, this is not the damn of Coach Beiste's long-lost, recently released from the clink cousin or McKinley's new cafeteria cook whose specializes in shrimp. Brace yourself Gleeks, because Bubba is actually Mercedes’ new beau! Reportedly, the characters will have met over the summer and are now intimately involved.

What…the…

Sorry, but where are all those new writers you guys hired? Did they have a say in this? Honestly - BUBBA! You wait three years to give our girl Mercedes some lovin' and she ends up with a guy named Bubba! We are not amused.

Just remember what you promised, Ryan. This season is going to be all about the characters - the established characters. We want Rachel, Finn, Quinn, Santana, Brittany, Artie, Kurt, Blaine. We want OUR gleeks to get their last moments to shine without being overshadowed by a new class of characters you're bringing in to step in once they're all gone.

Don't let us down, Ryan! Please!

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9 comments to “The Next Generation Of Gleeks Is Upon Us!”

  1. Went says – reply to this


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    Why are you upset? Because last season made so much sense? Please. Anything new will be an improvement over what was a VERY disappointing second season. Do you even watch the show, fattie?



  2. 2

    They really need to focus on all the original characters this season, I don't care about the Warblers, or vocal adrenaline, or any of them, I just want New Directions.



  3. 3

    And if they do bring In new characters, They only should have a brief moment to introduce them, screw that. They'll have fourth season for them to "shine", not like anyone will watch after the original cast gets split up. I'm really hoping for a good story line for Brittana also



  4. 4

    I don't know why you're surprised. Ryan Murphy isn't some genius when it comes to writing for television with this show or Nip/Tuck. Last season was horrible and characters like Artie, Mike Chang, Tina, Mercedes, etc. where put on the backburner for a new guy –BLAINE.

    They spent way too much time focusing on Rachel's drama (she's too unlikeable a character to be front and center all the time), Finn's drama and Kurt/Blaine. Everyone else was left by the way side. The last half of the first season and the entire second season gradually went downhill from jump so there really shouldn't be much of a surprise.

    And what kind of name is "Blaine"? You love him, but his name is just as stupid.



  5. 5

    PUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want more Puck this season, he's the best character!!



  6. 6

    I gave this show 3 minutes once and was just as I expected - FUCKING STUPID!



  7. 7

    Are you really that upset over the name Bubba when you have stupid names like Puck, Finn, and Kurt?

  8. Sane1 says – reply to this


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    I agree 100% with Perez. We want to old magic, no time stealing special guest or new characters.



  9. 9

    this is so upsetting