There's a man in Washington who smells really, really bad right now
After crashing his jeep into a garage, Gordon Flavia (57), realized he plowed right on into a makeshift bathroom.
Panicked, he went straight into the porta potty and "doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste."
He then hid there, covered in icky mess until the cops finally found him.
Apparently he thought his plan would throw them off the scent. He feared the dogs were coming too.
Wow! Looks like someone's been watching too many zombie movies!
[Image via AP Images.]
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