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Drunk Driver Soaks In Poo-Poo To Ward Off Po-Po

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Potty Man

There's a man in Washington who smells really, really bad right now

After crashing his jeep into a garage, Gordon Flavia (57), realized he plowed right on into a makeshift bathroom.

Panicked, he went straight into the porta potty and "doused himself with a bucket of liquid human waste."


He then hid there, covered in icky mess until the cops finally found him.

Apparently he thought his plan would throw them off the scent. He feared the dogs were coming too.

Wow! Looks like someone's been watching too many zombie movies!

[Image via AP Images.]

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8 comments to “Drunk Driver Soaks In Poo-Poo To Ward Off Po-Po”

  1. 1

    Is Gordon Flavia a celebrity? Was he on Flava of Love?

  2. 2

    Yep. I just lost my appetite.

  3. 3

    How is this "Celebrity Juice???" The site is now so full of ads that it's barely a gossip site anymore.

  4. 4


  5. 5

    Was he a celebrity or is the story just the "juice" part of "celebrity Juice"?

  6. 6

    Sorry to inform you that this isn't an isolated case. My husband often tells me that drunks, druggies & homeless people will often deficate on themselves while being arrested, in the hopes that the arresting officer will let them go rather then put them in their squad car. To quote, "I don't want that sh*t in my car!"

  7. 7

    Perez, why would you post a story like this? This is not info that anyone needs to read.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


    Substances impair and create shitty judgement. Lol.