Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
When Lindsay Lohan was exiting her drug testing clinic in El Lay, everyone could see a nasty bruise on her leg.
It looks a little welp-ish too.
Hmm, maybe she rocked out a little hard at the Coldplay concert.
…though we're not sure if that's possible with their music…
Whatever happened, we hope it heals soon! Bruises suck for everyone.
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