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Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall!

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Perez Hilton as Humpty Dumpty

So cool!

Check out these amazing pictures of Perez taken by photographer Justin Monroe.

The images are from his new book, Down The Rabbit Hole.

We had sooooo much fun doing this and are thrilled with the results!

Glad we're back together in one piece now!

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53 comments to “Humpty Dumpty Sat On The Wall!”

  1. 1

    At least they got the size of your head correct. Other than that, it is a self-serving pile of crap.

  2. 2

    must be sad to be surrounded by all those good looking people ..at least they didn't use your real body. they should've photoshop the face as well though

  3. 3

    Hate to break it to you, Perez (hehe). These photos are super trashy. Just because a semi-big budget was involved, it doesn't give it any class. Looks like a porn.

  4. 4


  5. 5

    Oh honey….no!!!

  6. Coqi says – reply to this


    What did you do? Make your normal frightening face so they could photoshop an entire set around you?

  7. 7

    I really like #s 4 & 5 the best. They look great!

  8. 8

    its nice to see u have fun!!

    the pics are great and u did a great job perez.

    i dont know why people come on your site, if they just say negative things?

    they're stupid, u rock perez!!!

  9. 9

    Yea cause black women really want to molest you. Lol.

  10. @v@ says – reply to this


    The sphinx cats and the classic squiggled heart man-drawn carriage is my fave.

  11. 11

    Well it looks like they were able to capture your inner beauty…

  12. 12

    I really like 4 & 5 the best, but they're all great!

  13. 13

    You've never looked better, fat ass. You can barely see the AIDS.

  14. 14

    This is really cool P! I'd publish them!

  15. 15

    No….no, this is not artsy nor is it classy. Yes, the men in the last one are hot but thank God for that because that isn't flattering.

  16. 16

    How can you say NEW book when it was out in 2008? That is 3 YEARS ago.

  17. 17

    Ummm the war in iraq cost 720 million dollars at day that's something to be pissed about.

  18. 18

    i love it, it captures Hollywood pretty accurately…

  19. 19

    Is this garbage gonna be in that Gaga sex book???

  20. 20

    The only thing i see different about is the white paint.

  21. 21

    I'm diggin' the pics. I love the dirty/trashy feel but it's still really stylish and creative. Now I feel my next 5 comments must be mean b/c I showed you some lurve. No offense. That's just how I roll.

  22. 22

    so you're really happy about the depiction of you getting ready to snort coke. I thought you were kind of against that sort of thing?

  23. 23

    The female model in this photograph are stunning. Unfortunately for you Mario… you look like and ruined this photo and your face should be censored.

  24. 24

    The female models in the photographs are stunning. Unfortunately for you Mario… you are shit and your face resembles shrek. You have ruined the photos and the photographers reputation. The tag line 'gossip' is so cliché and lame, seriously.

  25. 25

    So you honestly think you are (Relevant in the general scheme of things) I think not.
    There are people suffering horrible nightmares in the world and you think that your (contribution to humanity is this!!!!!) Perez get a clue man.

  26. 26

    LOL. Hot black women, wow! To bad you didn't get anything out of being photographed with them. Are you sure it's for Down the Rabbit Hole? It's a three years old book.

  27. 27

    those pics suck and the last pic is gay.

  28. 28

    i rly love the pics, well done perez

  29. 29

    these are really not the kind of pictures i want associated with nursery rhymes

  30. 30

    I really do not understand why people will take time to come on this site and just talk trash about perez! I am not his biggest fan but could someone have so much hate for someone that they would not only come on the site, but sign up just to show their ugliest side towards someone they have probably never met! But I guess when you have the internet to hide behind, you can say whatever you want! You can always go to other sites or spend your time on other things you feel would be worth your time! Stop being so ugly to a human being that has never done anything to you

  31. 31

    the real you ugly

  32. 32

    Humpty dumpty is right

  33. 33

    I mean this in the nicest way but the photos look quite amateur, along with the photo shoot. The first one looks like a cheap budget porno featuring foxy brown, her long lost twin and humpty dumpty, the lighting makes it look sleazy and also quite cheap. With Humpty dumpty, what looks awkward is, all that space around the face. It looks, very amateur on the photographers part and there is way too much Photoshop going on in the photo and it is all about quantity, as it doesn’t even look human like.

  34. 34

    Do you actually realise what a fuicking idiot you look? U really have no idea do you.

  35. Bree says – reply to this


    Ew…You look like the moon man from that Smashing Pumpkin's vid Tonight, Tonight (except that was vsually better than this trash).

  36. 36

    Not sure why you're posting this now, as this book/these pics were published in Nov 2008.

  37. 37

    It's artistic but it's seriously evil and freaking looking…=X

  38. wtf28 says – reply to this


    You're snorting coke in one of the pictures? CLASSY! and hypocritical.

  39. 39

    How is a book published in 2008 a "new" one? I had to search for it on Amazon so I'd know what the hell you were babbling about, only to discover that it's homo-erotic fantasy that you can't buy new (not that I would, because you're in it and I'm not into homo anything). Once I got the facts, I realized that this is yet another self-promotion post but, because you haven't done anything of note since that dreadful book was published, you'd haul out these awful photos and pretend they're new so you can get some compliments from the very few fans you have left. I can't imagine how pathetic it is to be you and to be so driven by a need for attention that you have to resort to this. You are pitiful zero and you need some serious counseling.

  40. 40

    No. Just no.

  41. 41

    Perez. . omgzzzz. . I understand you posted this mostly to promote Monroe's new book Beautiful Vision, as Down the Rabbit Hole was published in 2008. I also know that these photos were probably done 4 years ago. .but seriously, I like your blog too much to not say something. . . Never ever ever ever ever should you let yourself be photoshopped as an evil humpty dumpty. . .not a good look or image builder. . .lolzzzz. .luv u!!

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  43. 43

    perez where is the post of the precious gaga being sued…..for ripping off the judas song…..

  44. 44

    You still have your fractured created alters,they must have used Alice in Wonderland programming on you hence the down the rabbit hole shout out…MK Ultra Monarch programming at it's finest and in your face folks.

  45. 45

    whats with the niglets

  46. 46


  47. 47

    Pretty cool.It looks very 70's.

  48. 48

    why is he evil ?!

  49. 49


  50. 50

    Re: Xtina0817 – oh please that song sounds nothing like gaga's, you don't even have to be a fan of hers to hear that, just not deaf.

  51. 51

    "…Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the king's horses,
    And all the king's men
    Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again"

    By-the-way, these pictures look really cheap. Are you going to sue Gaga for copying the egg idea being pulled around by naked men?

  52. 52


  53. 53

    yeah, he is a fat piece of shit.