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Spoiler Alert! We Know How Charlie Sheen Harper Dies!

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WARNING: SPOILER ALERT! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, WE SUGGEST YOU DON'T READ ANY FURTHER! AGAIN SPOILER ALERT!

For the rest of you:

Hell hath no fury like a woman showrunner scorned!

By now you all know that Charlie Sheen's character is being killed off Two and a Half Men, but wait till you hear how he goes!

If you follow the show, you know the last we saw of Charlie Harper was him getting on a plane to Paris with Rose, his creeper/stalker neighbor. In this season's premiere, we learn that Charlie actually MARRIED Rose, but then cheated on her while they were still in Paris. She actually finds him in the shower with another woman! Low!

Well, during the funeral, Rose gives a eulogy to remember her husband and recounts how sometime after that, they were waiting for a Paris subway when Charlie "slipped" and the subway literally blew him apart in a "meat explosion."

Yeah - bitch pushed his ass right in front of the train and killed him! At least, that's what we're inferring. What's more, she got away with it! How do you like that! Gotta love television.

You know, we're actually sort of dying to know what Charlie thinks about all this? Perhaps it's time for another Charlie's Corner? Yes???

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29 comments to “Spoiler Alert! We Know How Charlie Sheen Harper Dies!”



  1. 1

    Spoiler Alert Douchebag! We all know how he dies because you are so friggin late with this! We read this, like you did, on Tee eM Zee. Asshole.



  2. 2

    Did you really have to refer to her as "bitch"…?



  3. 3

    LMAO…JAJAJAJJA….THIS IS TO FUNNY…..WHOA SOMEONE IS A LITTLE LATE ONCE AGAIN…..



  4. 4

    Late again, you homo! (if you have the God-given right to call a woman a bitch, how come we can't call you homo?)



  5. 5

    …..you even used the term "meat explosion" - the same term used by Tee eM Zee. If you are going to plagiarize, make it a little less obvious.



  6. 6

    let me seee, meat explosion ? old news !



  7. 7

    Another Hilton exclusive? lmao. You're lucky there are sites like tee em zee so you know what's going on like the rest of us.



  8. 8

    Love Rose. I hope they keep Rose around. But if Charlie Sheen dies before this premier, they will have to scrap it. They must have thought of that and have a back-up show.



  9. 9

    the lateness and plagarism of your "news" is downright embarassing.

  10. yeez says – reply to this


    10

    Bitch is a gender slur. And one that applies to you, Mario, way more than it applies to any woman.



  11. 11

    Re: StinkyPerez – He's not copying Tee eM Zee. He's quoting part of what Rose said in the show. Learn to read.



  12. 12

    Re: SadieG – Yeah, okay. Perez NEVER gets his stories from tee em zee. BULLSHIT!!!



  13. 13

    Nevermind. So he did actually copy the whole sentence from that site, but other people are making it sound like Perez stole just the words "meat explosion."



  14. 14

    I am going to laugh my ass off when this show fails after episode 3.



  15. 15

    The words "according to T(ee) (e)M Z(ee)" should've been included in your post at some point, Perez. There's nothing wrong to giving credit were credit is due. Other blogs do it. It's the right thing.



  16. 16

    [re=5827335]Re: >^..^



  17. 17

    This was all over the internet 48 hours ago. This site is so dated & off-the-boil now.



  18. 18

    Re: SadieG – he did steal the words. Typical Perez drone. Reality has nothing to do with it. Fact is, Mario and his sister steal ALL of the "Exclusive" shit they post



  19. 19

    That girl plays the crazy chick in whatever role she's in.



  20. 20

    :(
    It just won't be the same show without Charlie, why not call it something else all-together?!
    I like Aston and all but he will never be winning on that show without Charlie!



  21. 21

    I HAD ANOTHER COMMENT ALL WORKED OUT, JUST NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY. BUT AS I WAS ABOUT TO SAY TO ALL YOU MORONS THAT LIKE TO CALL PP NAMES, HERE'S A DEMAND FROM ME…………….YES I SAID DEMAND DAMN IT!!!! STOP IT WITH THE INSINUATING WORDS WITH THE "TARD" IN THEM. IT'S DISCRIMINATORY AND DESPITE WHAT U THINK WE ALL GET WHAT YOUR GETTING AT. SO SHUT THE FUCH UP!!!!! THOSE PEOPLE THAT U ARE REFERRING TO ARE JUST THAT……………PEOPLE!! SO GROW UP ALREADY, FIND ANOTHER WAY TO BE CUTESEY WHEN CUTTING DOWN PP. K? P.S. K MEANS OKAY? DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



  22. 22

    Re: byte me – NOT TRUE SEE MY COMMENT IF IT EVER SHOWS UP, MORON.



  23. 23

    We know too Perez.Found out a couple of days ago.Late as usual.



  24. 24

    Glad he's dead. Now would page Jack Ruby. . . .



  25. 25

    Wow, what a stupid ending. It is not even funny. And Charlie would never marry Rose. The show has totally jumped the shark and it will be over this season.



  26. 26

    misogynist much? plus charlie should've died from an STD so the show would at least have a message



  27. 27

    lololololl he must of really pissed someone off

    charlie i love ya yes do another charlies corner it is what is is



  28. 28

    actually yes that isnt credible as he never wouldve married …the writers are stupid



  29. 29

    Re: rosebud99 – What difference does it make if CS dies before the eppy airs? Charlie Harper on the show is a character. CS plays, makes believe, acts as Harpers character. There is no tie here. I don't get it. If Sheen dies, no biggy. The show will go on.