If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
R-Patz's hair is growing out!
Oh, and in other news, he also won the Teen Choice Award for Choice Vamp! Rawr! Sure, we think he should be tied with ASkars, but who are we to judge who's the hotter vampire??
Watch his acceptance speech (above) and also, his plea to raise awareness for a new campaign called "Cancer Bites." It was a little odd that he laughed at the 00:49 second mark, but we think he was just laughing at all the screams in the audience. Ch-ch-check it out!
Oh Rob! Never Change!