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Ouchie! Man Shoots His Own Penis

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And that's why you don't tuck a gun in your pants!

Check out the cringe-inducing news report (above) about a man who accidentally shot his own penis at a Phoenix, Arizona, supermarket parking lot.

Maybe next time he goes out for groceries, he'll leave the gun at home and just bring his wallet or perhaps a shopping list. We doubt he was facing too much danger while browsing the frozen foods section.

To add insult to SERIOUS injury, the man could now face weapons charges.

Anybody out there who's having a bad day should feel much better after hearing what THIS guy's going through!

So disturbing and nauseating.

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11 comments to “Ouchie! Man Shoots His Own Penis”

  1. 1

    I always wondered about something like this happening. Talk about humiliating.

  2. 2

    Oh, you Americans…….love your guns. Too bad it wasn't Warren Jeffs…………….

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  4. 4

    Wasn't Senator Giffords outside a supermarket when she got shot? I bet she, and all the others wounded or killed, didn't think they would need a gun to protect themselves either. Or the people who got shot in Salt Lake City a few years ago, while choosing Valentine's cards, it is unfortunate in this day and age that we have to try and protect ourselves because, a, we cannot guarantee that an officer of the law will be around to do it for us and b, more people seem to be psychotic.
    When I was a newborn baby, my 17 year old mum would stick me in a pram, put me in the front yard, barely 10 feet from the road, and leave me alone for 3 hours while she cleaned, cooked and took a break from the demands of being a new mum and wife.
    You couldn't do that now with the perves and crazies out there, unless it was always like this and it is just the increased reporting to the police and media that has made it seem this way.
    Though I have gone off at a tangent here, my main reason for writing was that I thought the comment about the freezer section could have been worded a little bit more sensitively.

  5. 5

    He's half-cocked.

  6. 6

    If it wasn't for dumbass's we would have nothing to laugh at…

    stupid people are funny!

  7. 7

    Re: deegardner – don't lump us all together you stupid Canadian…..

  8. 8

    Thats what you get for letting people carry loaded guns. Arizona sucks. I know I live here :(

  9. 9

    This is when the gun nuts are supposed to say "if everyone in the supermarket parking lot was armed this shooting could have been avoided". Ha ha!

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    …and you think YOU had a bad day.

  11. 11

    Re: King of the Britons – you're mom would just leave you in the yard locked up for 3 hours? yeah right! and you remember this because you had a photographic memory as a newborn? get over yourself. a dingo should've came and snatched you up so we wouldnt have to see your idiot comments