Start spreading the news!!!!
This is really happening!!!
Oh, lovely! Another
Dina Lohan mom of the century in the making!
The world collectively shivered, and then gagged, when it was reported that 51-year-old Doug Hutchison married 16-going-on-meth-faced Courtney Stodden, which of course, is most creepy given the fact that her parents consented to what is essentially statutory rape!
But luckily, her mother Krista has opened up about the whole debacle, and wants the world to approve of the modern-day Romeo and Juliet, because she does!
'He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s. It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man. Doug was managing Courtney's career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can't handle it all. It will be better for Courtney with me managing her. I love my daughter, and I've been a good parent.'
Since they look like they're closer in age then they ACTUALLY ARE, it's TOTALLY okay for them to be together! Phew!
We TOTALLY agree now! It's not creepy!
Now it's just SUPER effed up and disturbing! Congrats!