They're in love! They're a couple in love!
Aren't they just the sweetest??
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Miss El Paso USA 2008, Lorena Tavera, was arrested last weekend for shoplifting a $69 blouse from Dillard's!
That is NOT beautiful. And for only $69 worth of merchandise?!? That's unfortunate. At least make the arrest worth it like Winona Ryder did.*
The beauty queen also has two outstanding traffic warrants haunting her.
I'm going to contact my lawyer. This story can't be run. The story is wrong first of all. It's been misconstrued and it's twisted, so I need to contact my lawyer… I can't talk to you until I talk to my lawyer.
Yikes, girl! If it's any consolation, you definitely win the crown for Miss Mugshot 2011!
*PerezHilton.com does NOT condone shoplifting — Ryder style or not.