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Hands Off Ladies! Michael Lohan Is Taken!

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A match made in reality T.V. HELL!!!

Ya'll know who Kim G. is, right? If not, turn on an episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey from last season. She's the one who doesn't own a store, but rather owns a whole lot of crazy. As she wasn't ask the cast formally this season, she's been finding new and exciting ways to keep her abbreviated name out there for the world to see. Today, she landed herself an interview to talk about the only thing that makes her relevant - Michael Lohan.

It's not a lot to go on, but it's the best that she's got!

Here's what she has to say about her whirlwind romance with Papa Lohan:

“He Is always so willing to help out. He is very outgoing and nice and kind to everyone. He likes to get up before me and makes breakfast or goes out and gets it. I have never had anyone wait on me like that. As far as a lover, I don’t want to comment other than he is very affectionate. We met in January filming a pilot for a show. We always kept in contact and then he invited me to Florida and prior to visiting him on the set of Celebrity Rehab. And then he headed back here a couple of months ago and being I live here we really started to see each other … I am the calming factor in his life. I like his family, his mom and I know they like me.”

Really? His whole family? How many of his kids have you met, Kim G.? Have you been graced with the presence of Lindsay? We bet she was nothing but thrilled with you!

Ugh, this woman is shameful. Perhaps more so than Michael himself. Didn't think that was possible, but stranger things have happened.

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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10 comments to “Hands Off Ladies! Michael Lohan Is Taken!”

  1. 1

    How does this guy earn a living? I mean really, who pays him money to do what? Has he ever had a real job. You know, the kind with insurance for you & your family, a 401k and other benefits? Most of us work really hard for these benefits, the rest of us work really hard and receive NO benefits. This makes me SICK!!!!

  2. 2

    She has proven she would do anything for TV and He screamed in a phone 20 times he only hung out with Kim G for T.V. and to paps so……They gotcha to bite perez

  3. 3


  4. 4

    LOL! Desperate hag.

  5. 5

    No wonder… they're both attention whores.

  6. 6

    What a nice couple!

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    He's the little train that could, hittin' on all the middle aged ladies. He can be nasty when it unfolds if articles have even a scintilla of truth. Have fun but tread wisely.

  8. 8

    why are we (journalists) even giving him attention? he's NOTHING but the father of a has been, barely anything, fucked up role model, on her way to the grave shitty actress!!!

  9. 9

    "As she wasn't ask the cast formally this season," WHAT???
    make some fucking sense.

  10. 10

    Is that Market Basket in NJ? His herpes is going to be all over the food now… FML