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A foolish celebrity up to no good with a buttload of excuses rearing to go?
Why, it must be Lindsay Lohan, of course!
The latest addition to the hard-pAArtying actress' never-ending saga of bullshit involves sources spotting her in front of a bar in Venice handing a friend a wad of cash in exchange for a plastic baggy of an unknown substance - which her representative, Steve Honig, asserts, of course, was only filled with "crystals from a local shop in Venice."
That makes total sense. Because it's not like she was spotted inspecting various baggies before making a decision and handing over cash, which is a practice we're SURE is normal when purchasing the Spencer Pratt special.
Tread lightly, gurl.
Or, you know, don't. It's not like you're not going to do anything other than exactly what you want, with no consideration for the consequences!
[Image via WENN.]