Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Just another reason for Amber Portwood to get pissed!
Apparently, Gary Shirley went on a $5,000 stripper marathon for ELEVEN whole hours!
According to sources, Gary made the night worth it by taking things from the VIP area into the notorious champagne room.
As of now, Gary has no comment.
Oooooh, Gary! Don't you know you could have put that money to yo baby's education!