So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!
Michele Bachmann won the Iowa straw poll, somehow.
In spite of her disappearing act (above) and generally not being a legitimate candidate at all for people who want a legitimate solution to all our real problems as a nation, she managed to squeak past Ron Paul who sat at #2.
Though the pickings seemed pretty slim regardless, the Iowa straw poll is "considered the first significant political test for Republican candidates in the 2012 presidential race."
We feel like someone is Punking a lot of people, just without the hilarious reveal.
Please come out and say you got us, Ashton!