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Lindsay Lohan __________.
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is a firecrotch.
…just another Friday night.
"….is a crazy ass bitch who will do anything for attention." seriously wtf lol
Lindsey Lohan needs a better bra…
Just killed her already dead career.
snapped on her PO
She'll cut a bitch!
Remember that time Lady Gaga used blood in performances? Me too. Don't cast stones that will bounce onto your favorite glass house.
Halloween 17: Curse of the AA Meeting
this reminds me of dexter.
"Why so serious?"
What the hell was I thinking…..
…is a desperate PSYCHO!
"I was so tired of hearing my own stupid fucking voice so i cut my tongue out. You're welcome world" Wow that was very nice of you lindsay! I hope the other hollywood girls (Paris hilton, Nicole riche, Miley cyrus…etc.) Could be so kind to do what you did!
wishes she was in jennifer's body
excuse me while I go puke. Not artistic, not even relevant. Stop all of this reporting on this poor child, or will stop reading your blog.
I'd bang her in a heartbeat, not that she'd ever give me a second look.
had a meeting with a judge.
…killed her career
… thought this was gonna help her career, but it actually makes her look more troubled and sick just as she really is
is a attention whore
was hot in Mean Girls, but now she's just a drug fucked loser with no career.
Don't you do the if you are easily offended thing anymore?? I was trying to eat lol
Is getting bullied just like Amy Winehouse did.
Lindsay Lohan _______ … is way more fucking relevant than any of you people will ever be. Everyone has a big lesbian crush on her.
is fighting against irrelevance
in a nutshell.
…really needs a job.
is beyond desperate to be perceived as edgy!
I really need to learn how to cut a tomato correctly.
*needs to learn how to cut a tomato correctly
..during detox
I'm going to miss Lindsay's father Michael and his antics…..RIP….
is dirrtyy!!!!
Come on people; she's gotta make rent on her Venice pad….
Needs to kill you…
is looking into doing her own plastic surgery.
killed her career
…just woke up from a nightmare in which she was a working actress.
is one crazy ass hoe.
pisses off a lot of nobody's who wish that they were somebody's so they leave nasty comments about an actress they are secretly envious of.
Sez, "Lizzie Borden took and ax, gave her daddy 30 wacks. When she saw what she had done, gave her mama 31."
refused another porn offer. Maybe next year.
don't fuck with a girls meth stash muthafucka!
Lindsay Lohan is…a hoe-ish Dexter.
…being Lindsay Lohan
just finished reading American Psycho.
dayum! couldn't she wait until her latest g/f was off the rag! and to threaten her partner with a knife. she is definitely whacked!
got away with it again
"….killed her career"
makes me SICK!!!
Looks like Samantha Ronson was on her periodddddd D:
…should learn how to use a tampon.
eats babies.
is wearing a bra! good for her.
eats babies
"Lindsay Lohan's audition for True Blood went very poorly."
Re: rcs – haha i was going to point out that she's wearing a bra specifically made for small boobs (timpa, in case anyone's interested)
she is still getting jobs??? wtf she is ebven a celebrity!?
Re: Scooter99 – LOL!
finally got the ketchup bottle open.
..should try switching to super-absorbent.
needs to ask Dexter how to commit the perfect muder without having the vicim losing too much blood…
Oh & she's an attention whore!
Lindsay Lohan… Why?
should hire a new management team.
has one boob bigger than the other
is a crazy bitch who just killed her PO and is heading back to jail for LIFE!
is a hot disgusting mess. She's a joke anymore, hard to believe she was once considered a serious actress
Killed what was left of her own dignity.
Killed both her parents and ate them because they finally got on her last nerve!
Has saggy tits
looks better than ever.
ate samantha ronson
during lunch
Will blow anything for a job these days
WTF is that..is she RED from The Mentalist?
Re: hollyweirdCA – She's only relevant because she is a Fucked up x actress who will do anything to keep in the public eye.This includes con stantly breaking the law and getting away with it,making a drunken fool of herself by tripping over her own etc,etc.She is a stupid old looking has been.
Re: hollyweirdCA – she would never lick your slit! hahahahahaha
isn't this pic really old?
I had a hard time sleeping last night, so I checked this website more than once. Perez….get this sociopath off of your website as the top story. Just very GOOD financial advice…….
looks better as a brunette.
has old lady boobs and does nothing about it.
is giving us a premonition of what's to come with her.
Pathetic with sagging tits.
…has really saggy boobs.
Is slowly and painfully shoving the knife in her juggular vain,with all the drugs and booze shes doing
…after she butchered Mario to death???
Desperate to be on True Blood or what?? Guess what? if she is ever is cast on my favorite show i would stop watching it immediately, she makes every movie and show look cheap and crappy just cannot take her seriously
That's exactly how she'll end up. Poor thing. Sad to see people choosing death and pain over life and happiness.
lindsay lohan need cocaine now!
is another vampire……………
is finally gonna do it! well hus up for ice cream?!?!?
Knows who killed her
just finished doing what we would all like to do to perez…
Tyler Shields is so fucking overrated. I've seen better photos by amateurs on Flickr.
is a boring repeat of herself
is extremely over rated and just needs to move out of stardom seriously just finish your low budget commercials and fall off the map and go work at burger king already
i swear that's her head on someone elses body
just ate all the rehab staff
Now, say YOU GAVE ME THE NECKLACE! SAY IT! SAY IT OR I WILL CUT A BITCH!