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Break Out The Pinot! The Housewives Are Going On Tour!

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Yes, you heard it hear first, girls and gays! Your beloved bitches from the Real Housewives franchise are coming to a city near you!

Although there are only 3 days slated at the moment, we have a feeling that tickets for this once a lifetime event will sell out so fast, they'll have to schedule more! Here's the deal:

A gaggle the franchise's most recognizable housewives are getting together for a mini-tour. At first, we could barely contained our pure joy. At first glance, we thought this was - wait for it - a MUSICAL tour, and before you go off judging, don't even act like you wouldn't shell out to hear Tardy For The Party and Money Can't Buy You Class performed "live". But while Countess LuAnn de Lesseps will appear on one of the stops, the tour sounds like more of a Q&A, fan convention type thing for lovers of all things Housewives.

OR … it will be like a live reunion show! YES!!! DRAMA!!!

Tickets START at $49.50, but if you are a true fans, you can buy the $170-per-ticket "Red Carpet Package," which allows you to walk the red carpet, sit in "premium" seats and attend a pre-show cocktail party hosted by the reality stars.

We could get drunk alongside Kyle Richards?! Sign us up!!!

If you're interested, click the jump to see the dates, places and Housewives slated for each stop!

Who's going???

DATE: October 1
VENUE: Caesars Circus Maximus Theater
Caroline Manzo- “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
LuAnn de Lesseps- “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Kyle Richards- “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Vicki Gunvalson- “The Real Housewives of Orange County”

DATE: October 8
VENUE: The Venue at Horseshoe Casino
Sonja Morgan- “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Gretchen Rossi – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Lisa Vanderpump- “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Phaedra Parks- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”

DATE: October 15
VENUE: Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre
Nene Leakes- “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”
Jill Zarin– “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Melissa Gorga - “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Marysol Patton– “The Real Housewives of Miami”

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11 comments to “Break Out The Pinot! The Housewives Are Going On Tour!”

  1. 1

    I think it's funny how all these women think they are so classy and perfect when my dogs anal sacks have more sophistication.

  2. 2

    Like…who gives a flying fuck about those old whores?

  3. 3

    You heard it "HERE" first, honey. Wow at all the errors!!!!!!!!! :(

  4. 4

    What the fuck?

    who would pay to see a bunch of C*(* bitch.

    Kyle sucks.

  5. 5

    I watch the housewives but I would never care to see them live.

  6. 6

    Re: April 20th – Ewwwww!

  7. yeez says – reply to this


    First Rutgers pays Toni Morrison less than Snooki and now this is happening. Reality TV is really getting out of hand.

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


    On tour? I can't even figure out why they're on t.v.

  9. 9

    Do they need extra money or something I just dont get it?? There only talent is marrying rich….

  10. 10

    HOUSEWIVES ON TOUR…????? WHAAAAAAT re they going to do? CLEAN HOUSES ??? Raise kids??….

  11. @v@ says – reply to this


    Well, they're disqualified. If they're out on tour, they're not real housewives anymore. They're working stiffs. What are they going to name the show now, 'Real Housewives Just Sneaking Out To Tour and Make Bank On The Side But Pretend We're Still Real Housewives?'
    America, where you can live and believe two different realities simultaneously, and if it's on t.v., no one questions it.