Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Oh wait, excuse us, the proper name for this behemoth 'Baby Girl' is 'mobile estate.'
Estate it is! This thing boasts two stories with 53ft in length and a 30 ton weight.
He gets this thing while he films!
Check out the awesome pics below!