Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We think that the description captioned on this video's YouTube page pretty much says it best, so we'll just leave you with that.
Doug Hutchison and his 16-year-old bride share a tender moment.
Yup. There ya go!
Have fun trying to sleep tonight with this forever burned into your brain!