Why? WHY? WHY?!
Because there's truly NOTHING we can say about this, we'll just leave you with the picture (above) that 16-year-old
meth-faced child bride Courtney Stodden posted on her Twitter account, along with these gems on which we'd care not to comment:
Just in from strolling the sexiest clothing shops in Hollywood. Mmm… who doesn't love tantalizing wear? ;-x
Woke up to a perfect morning; Romantic melodies softly playing, my favorite breakfast all prepared, & my pups licking me up & down… Mmm!
I love these steamy mornings that allow you to erotically roll out of bed in nothing but your cheeky string bikini. Mmm, how electrifying!
Heading out to grab a delicious flick & take-out. I love nothing more than staying in and enjoying a Saturday night with my lover! Meow!
Just returned from a lovely Sunday morning service @ church today. Kickin back at home now while sporting a HOT mini-retro-jumper! CLASSIC!
Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW!
A soft sensation sweetly kisses my body as I prepare for a sexy hot photo shoot this afternoon. What a breathtaking morning it has been!
Just completed my session; Court does Pam!
Had a productive fulfilled day. Wrapping it all up now by playin' fetch with my precious pink pooch. Talk about a cherry on top of a sundae!
Slowly slipping under these sensuous silk covers as I lie down in bed & entertain myself w/the classic movie "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes". XOs
Again, HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!
Somebody get this girl away from her
father husband, old Baywatch DVDs, erotic novels, and Twitter - and into social services, and THERAPY. STAT.
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