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While Michele Bachmann enjoys this delicious deep-fried corn dog, she's probably thinking __________________ .

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85 comments to “Fill In The Blank”



  1. 1

    Come on Perez - give it a break.



  2. 2

    Ok Perez I don't like Michelle Bachmann myself but stop it.



  3. 3

    that her GAY HUBBY, swallows the sword every day!!!



  4. 4

    Why is that man in the corner looking sooo danm happy ?!



  5. 5

    looks like obama on the downlow



  6. 6

    Thats what I am going to do to every Democrat, after I have seen to every young boy at my Christian fundamentalist youth group tonight. Come get it boys.

  7. Coqi says – reply to this


    7

    Your obsession is old, Mario.



  8. 8

    "This feels familiar…"



  9. 9

    if only i could deep-throat like lindarfromjupidar!…….ha!;]~

  10. ynot says – reply to this


    10

    "how does Marcus do this without gagging?"



  11. 11

    She's probably thinking about what a delicious corn dog it is, you pathetic, ignorant freak. It's clear you think you're being witty, but you're just being crass, and your desperation is showing. I don't have much use for Bachmann, and I wouldn't vote for her (not because of her stand on homosexuality, but because of her grasp of some issues). Your pitiful attempts to make her look bad with your juvenile and petty use of bad photos just shows you up to be the useless lightweight you are. I know preteen children more clever and more articulate. This post of yours is a perfect example of why no one takes you seriously. For YOUR sake, I hope she wins, just because it would piss you off. :D



  12. 12

    "I am going to destroy Obama in 2012, and turn this nation back around!!"



  13. 13

    "Here is my impression of Mario "Perez" Hilton!"



  14. 14

    Re: La Garse
    Yet you come back again and again. How sick is that?

  15. lolli says – reply to this


    15

    i miss college…



  16. 16

    She wants to be President, that is a big job. This shows she can handle the big one.



  17. 17

    Its hilarious that the fruit loop perez thinks he has any influence on gays..or just people in general LMAO. Priceless.



  18. 18

    I despise her, but this is lame perez.



  19. 19

    This has to be one of the most SEXIST posts you have ever put up Perez!
    I am not a big fan of Michelle Bachman but I can disagree with someone's politics RESPECTFULLY.
    I fail to remember you ever putting compromising, disgusting photos of Obama, Biden or John Edwards back in 08. The woman is a politician and the debate should be about someone's politics.
    You are just furthering the media's sexist agenda to tear apart ANY WOMAN in politics. This is exactly what they did to Hilary Clinton and Sarah Palin. Is the male dominated media so afraid of a woman actually coming into power and having the chance to clean up men's messes??
    You know Perez, for someone who chants equality daily—you sure don't practice it!
    Treat the girls like you would the boys! You wanna show a pic of Bachman like this—I fully expect a pic of Obama or Harry Reid in the same way tomorrow



  20. 20

    forget her thoughts, what is buddy in the corner thinking??? lmfao.
    I hope she choked.



  21. 21

    OMG the gays really do this?



  22. 22

    The guy in the corner seems TOO happy about this…



  23. 23

    This is just the "rest of the story"! Blame Tina Brown of Newsweek! This explains the look on Michelle's face in the "Newsweek" cover.



  24. 24

    NOW, you know why her husband is soooooo JEALOUS!



  25. 25

    you can see the plastic surgery in this pic. i know its a bad face but it shows the face lift she had especially around the eyes. yes its dumb to find a bad pic and post it to pick on her but its kind of funny and this woman is a horrible person. she isnt that bright, preaches good ol american and bring america back but time and time again shows us she doesnt know american history. she is a bigot, she obviously is vain and shallow when you look at her expressionless face frozen from massive plastic surgeries. and she is a hypocrite..she is against the gov stepping in with bail outs etc, yet her own family has recieved hundreds of thousands of dollars from the government for their farm they own. she is doing the age old say this but do that routine….at best she is just pandering to demographics to get groups, at worst she is an two face, plastic faced idiot bigot.



  26. 26

    that after she's elected in 2012, she's going to have Perez Hilton audited by the IRS like there is no tomorrow, look out Mario the real big one is coming!



  27. 27

    She's probably thinking what a huge moron you are!!! You are so vile.



  28. 28

    "Wow, this is way way bigger and firmer than the one David has" (as in Koch.)



  29. 29

    The guy in the back is the funniest part of this picture… I am sure it looked just as ridiculous in person as it does here. And Mario I think what bugs me the most about your agenda isn't your goals, but the means you use. I think you harm the people you advocate for versus help since you go about it in such a dumb ass way. It ends of entrenching avid opponents, creating new opponents who are on the fence, and discredits people who work hard tirelessly to actually make a difference. You just try to make a money, if the money dried up I highly doubt you would be committing yourself to non-profit advocacy org.



  30. 30

    Enough! I am so tired of the sexism. When you say you support women, support them instead of participating in their objectification. I am so hoping that someday we evolve enough to put a woman in the white house. I am not a fan of hers, but really, knock it off. We are all your mothers.



  31. 31

    LOL! Her husband probably gave her lessons on cock sucking. Looks like she's clutching a tampon applicator in the other claw! LOL!



  32. 32

    Michelle "God I wish my fat-gay husband had a cock this big"



  33. 33

    Re: La Garse

    Shut the fuck up, cun*t.



  34. 34

    The weblink to this is, in the address bar, says "fill in the black"

    Not sure that's right…



  35. 35

    She gives off Bull-Dyke rays….She's a lesbian!



  36. 36

    @La Garse: If no one takes Perez Hilton seriously, then why are you commenting on these pictures? You're partaking in the website's level of "desperation" by ranting all over the place. It's more childlike of you to want a politician to win out of spite towards the opposition rather than core issues she embodies (or how you vaguely put it, her "grasp on some issues"). Honestly, this website is making a lighthearted joke, which is exactly what this society needs sometimes when it comes to our government and the people in it.



  37. 37

    Wanna see me deep-throat?



  38. 38

    Re: XraySpex
    Re: XraySpex
    Double ditto



  39. 39

    Re: ashlan aramis
    another ditto



  40. 40

    Why do peolpe post such nasty comments about Perez if you dont like this blog why read it? oh and #3 lol !



  41. 41

    Enough Perez, we get it - leave the poor woman alone, Who would have thought that a gay man would be so sexist about a woman running for the Oval Office? Stick to gossip, the kind with celeb and leave politics out of it!



  42. 42

    Wow, new low, Perez.



  43. 43

    Perez, I seem to remember you going on Ellen and talking about how you didn't want to be a bully anymore. I remember you pledging to not put people down, I think the person in topic was LiLo at the time. However, just because you may not agree with her politics doesn't mean this isn't also bullying. I've been a follower for a while, but after seeing a lot of this lately I've decided to stop. I love getting info on celebs, but I've had enough. This is the last time I'll visit your site.



  44. 44

    You could stand to take notes from Anderson Cooper on this. C'mon.



  45. 45

    she's thinking…"I paid $6.00 for this greasy weeny on a stick!" fact: In order to place a vote in the STRAW POLL, you must pay $30.00 to the Republican Election fund. Michelle Bachmann bought 30,000 votes and gave out 20,000 of them to her fans. She really didn't "win" anything, after all. She calls herself a christian but is just one more lying cheating Republican gas bag.



  46. 46

    Personally, I hope she chokes on it. She is a lunatic.



  47. 47

    It helps with her migraines.



  48. 48

    She learned how to do that in Weho.



  49. 49

    Perez, if you want EQUALITY for the gays, maybe you should start treating WOMEN the same way? I dunno just a thought for your liberal double standard excuse for a brain. I completely agree with this post and I think it should be reposted:

    From user Jenny2:
    "This has to be one of the most SEXIST posts you have ever put up Perez!
    I am not a big fan of Michelle Bachman but I can disagree with someone's politics RESPECTFULLY.
    I fail to remember you ever putting compromising, disgusting photos of Obama, Biden or John Edwards back in 08. The woman is a politician and the debate should be about someone's politics.
    You are just furthering the media's sexist agenda to tear apart ANY WOMAN in politics. This is exactly what they did to Hilary Clinton and Sarah Palin. Is the male dominated media so afraid of a woman actually coming into power and having the chance to clean up men's messes??
    You know Perez, for someone who chants equality daily—you sure don't practice it!
    Treat the girls like you would the boys! You wanna show a pic of Bachman like this—I fully expect a pic of Obama or Harry Reid in the same way tomorrow"



  50. 50

    Re: Jenny2

    Shut up Jenny!!



  51. 51

    Re: annonymous1225

    This Bachmann is national disgrace. Woman are treated different than men. They are given a lot more slack. If a man was as stupid as Bachman and Palin people would not put up with it.



  52. 52

    "this is how my husband showed me to do it"



  53. 53

    is thinking, "I wonder if they'll vote for me after seeing me deep throat this whole thing?"



  54. 54

    Perez, "equality for all"…you mean "equality for everyone that agrees with me". I am so sick of you ragging on Michelle and her husband. So, you don't agree with her politics and her thoughts on gays. Maybe you should stop acting like a 2 year old. People would acutally take you more seriously if you stopped posting things like this. I say stick with the celebrity info and stop with politics. At least create your own political blog, so that we don't have to see this. I just can't stand for women being treated this way. You owe her an apology.



  55. 55

    Re: awilky

    awilky-So Michelle can spew endless hate but Perez cannot have an opinion?



  56. 56

    She's probably thinking.. I wish my husband could get this hard for me..



  57. 57

    HILARIOUS! LOVE IT.

  58. LxMxO says – reply to this


    58

    Seriously? Because this isn’t inappropriate AT ALL. I guess the “no bullying” thing doesn’t extend to political candidates. Or any celebrity that isn’t on your dick. Get a life, and stop being a tool.



  59. 59

    II would expect this kind of humor from MSNBC or the likes of FOX news if it were a democrat. Either way, I think we are all just tired of the same old types of attacks. Bachman is a fool, indeed. But I disagree with her politics, not with her gender.

    However people…. LIGHTEN UP!! Its supposed to be FUNNY! If you are offended, then you CHOOSE to be offended!! Good god… thats the problem with America… Sooooo Sensitive!!! "Oh, you hurt my poor fragile feelings…" Suck it up, butter cup!!

    I am sure she is thinking about her first hand job when she was 9. After all, everything looks bigger at that age. ROFLMFAO!



  60. 60

    "God this makes me wish I were a gay man."



  61. 61

    Lol you are such an ass but this is too fucking funny XD.. she just wishes her gay man had that big beef!



  62. 62

    wish my husband was this big :)



  63. 63

    she wishes her husband got that hard



  64. 64

    " I bet my husband might like this better ;) "



  65. 65

    how does my husband do this?



  66. 66

    I wish it was a real cock.



  67. 67

    ". . . I finally understand what makes my husband Marcus tick."



  68. 68

    of the time she caught her husband with that same look and then she made him go have the gay therapy-ed out of him.



  69. 69

    Re: Iretei – Only if your smaller than a cow



  70. 70

    Bachmann cutting the pork



  71. 71

    Perez Hilton I think you have finally been broken. If you need to censor my posts then at least I made you think about the world in a way that made sense but also made you feel uncomfortable. This is symptomatic of those still living in the two party paradigm system when 'fact' and 'truth' are interjected as well as being read up on subject matter I suppose. That's too bad. Perez Hilton censors this blog BIG time, pass it on.



  72. 72

    Mario hates women. Notice how he only goes after female candidates like Sarah Palin and this chick. BTW, the fact that you keep posting about this woman proves that you see her as a threat. I actually hope she gets elected and maybe she might clean up some of the homosexual scum in America.



  73. 73

    Really, Perez? Thought you were done bullying. Disappointed.



  74. 74

    Re: boston61 – I didn't say that. I don't agree with her stance on gays…I wouldn't even vote for her. But I do think he took it way too far on this post. He is doing to her exactly what homophobic people do to gays. He is treating women exactly the same way he hates to be treated. I don't understand how he doesn't see it. If someone had posted this about a gay politician he would be up in arms about it! Such a double standard.



  75. 75

    OMG!!!LOL…sorry this is funny.



  76. 76

    "How on Earth did Marcus learn to swallow these things whole?"



  77. 77

    I wonder if black schlong is this delicious..mmmmm



  78. 78

    She should eat that in private.



  79. 79

    FORGET WHAT SHE's THINKING!!! Look at the guy in the backround!!



  80. 80

    "I wish I was a gay man"



  81. 81

    Do you hate gay people? "I am running for the President of the United States." That is not what I asked..do you hate gay people? "I am running for the President of the United States"… stupdid b@tch



  82. 82

    i hate this women.



  83. 83

    That at least a corn dog doesn't say no! ;-)



  84. 84

    Mmm…now all I need is a T-BAG to complete this Tea Party!!

  85. @v@ says – reply to this


    85

    Looks like she's trying to bite off more than she can chew.