Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
She's the brightest peg on the Lite-Brite, folks!
Thirty-four years ago today, the world lost a musical icon. Hoping to swing a few Elvis fans her way in the Presidential election, Michele Bachmann started her speech in Spartansburg, South Carolina with a special tribute to the King.
She wished him a Happy Birthday!
Slow clap? No? Maybe?
Uh! Did you hear that? Sounded like a thud coming from Graceland! Oh, yep, Elvis just rolled over in his grave. Good job, Bachmann!