Despite New York City already having four, "huge" Apple stores, the president of the Brooklyn borough wants one in his town too.
[Apple] won't reach the big-time until Apple finally opens a store in Brooklyn.
Ooooh, Marty Mart…
Maybe you mean YOU guys won't reach the big-time until you get an Apple store. LOL, but that statement is just as silly.
A lot of Brooklyn residents are completely content without Apple, fearful of "iPod-wearing zombies lip-dubbing the new Feist album on Segway scooters" ruining their home's "rough charm."
Sounds like you guys really don't need each other. It's a mutual decision.
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