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Brooklyn Pres Really Wants An Apple!

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Brooklyn Wants An Apple Store

Despite New York City already having four, "huge" Apple stores, the president of the Brooklyn borough wants one in his town too.

Apparently Marty Markowitz is begging Steve Jobs for an Apple store, saying:

[Apple] won't reach the big-time until Apple finally opens a store in Brooklyn.

…LOLz!!!~

Ooooh, Marty Mart…

Maybe you mean YOU guys won't reach the big-time until you get an Apple store. LOL, but that statement is just as silly.

A lot of Brooklyn residents are completely content without Apple, fearful of "iPod-wearing zombies lip-dubbing the new Feist album on Segway scooters" ruining their home's "rough charm."

Sounds like you guys really don't need each other. It's a mutual decision.

[Image via AP Images.]

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One comment to “Brooklyn Pres Really Wants An Apple!”



  1. 1

    As a resident of Vermont, I'd like to point out that our state has NO Apple stores.