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Nobody Wants To Hire Lindsay Lohan!

Lindsay Lohan Magic Mike Role

Ooooh, LiLo. It's hard out there for a pimp, huh?

According to production sources from Magic Mike, she was considered for a role in the stripper movie starring Matthew McConaughey and Channing Tatum. Unfortunately for her, the film's director said no way in hell!

The source goes on to say:

The character is trouble with a capital T, which Lindsay would have been perfect for. [Steven Soderbergh] didn't want to deal with all that. Nobody wanted to go there.

So who beat her out for the role of Alex Pettyfer's girly love?

Miss up and coming actress Riley Keough. She used to be a model. ….and is Elvis' granddaughter.

So it's not a super ouch. At least it didn't go to an unknown, although it seems they still would have chosen one of those before Linds too.

Lindsay, you know what you should do? If you're serious about making a come-back, save your money and produce a valuable film yourself. And work diligently. Prove us all wrong.

Cause, honey, it doesn't look like Hollywood is giving you a chance anytime soon!

Oh, but p.s! Snaps for your outfit and hair at the Adele concert. Comparably, you looked quite polished.

[Image via RHS/WENN.]

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33 comments to “Nobody Wants To Hire Lindsay Lohan!”



  1. 1

    That's good! She should lose her job just like the average person would if they acted the way she has and does.



  2. 2

    The California legal system may be fucked to shit, but this precious tid-bit reminds me there might be hope for the universe. Nothing bad coming Lindsay's way she hasn't asked for, so I'll continue laughing at this!



  3. 3

    Dead woman walking, her photo shoots as of late are setting the stage for another ritual sacrifice.



  4. 4

    THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD SHOT OF LINDSAY, LIKE THOSE PERIOD PICS OF THE 50'S AND 60'S. NOW FLIP THE PIC ON ITS SIDE AND LOOKS LIKE LOHAN HAS MET HER MAKER. ACTUALLY WOULD MAKE A GOOD B&W PHOTO COVER SHOT FOR A 60'S MURDER MYSTERY FLICK "WHO KILLED THE LOHAN???". TRUTH.



  5. 5

    That Riley Keough chick has a huge frickin' head. It took up the whole screen in her scenes in The Runaways! Her head is going to make evryones cock look really small by comparison in this flick!



  6. 6

    HA! Next stop: morning shift at Buba's Booby Hut. She'll feature from noon til 3 mon-wed. ;)



  7. 7

    What does she expect? She must be uninsurable by now. She would be a massive financial risk on any production.



  8. 8

    whatever happened to "i wont be a bully anymore", perez.

    youre actually rooting for her to go down and thats just sad, you know… if youre not gonna help, just dont talk about it!

  9. luvu2 says – reply to this


    9

    "Noone wants to work with Lindsay, she's difficult waaah waaah waaah blah blah blah" ooooh what's next? Is she going to umm break the law and go on probation? violate it and end up in court then possibly go to jail (again)? tell everyone she's changed her life and then get papped 2 weeks later at a Hollywood night club at 3am but she "wasn't drinking, just hanging out with friends" and then… BORED!!!



  10. 10

    She should disappear for a couple of years then pop back up in well played character parts. The blond hair and big lips make her look crazy not pretty.



  11. 11

    good or bad, this bitch gets publicity. someone will want her to work for them eventually



  12. 12

    Well that is not shocking but good to hear since she deserves it..



  13. 13

    Re: Robdawg – u huh, for sure. In N Out is looking for friendly, outgoing new staff.



  14. 14

    this bitch needs to drop her fucking attitude and actuallu go home clean your dirty ass, get fit and come out smelling like a rose..starting with actually completing her community service entirely and THEN attempt to be taken seriously.



  15. 15

    She is a major liability. Is it any shock that no one wants her to work for them?



  16. 16

    Strange that you would post that evidently fake story («sources» never exist).

    She has two films in 2011 coming out or in production.



  17. 17

    Leave the fuck alone ya fuckin' child molester!!



  18. 18

    I wish she had a supportive normal family because it would be so much easier for her to turn things around.



  19. 19

    I would hire her..so I can ravage her perfect body!!



  20. 20

    She deserves it, but what happened to your anti-bullying policy? I guess when the f-a-g-g-o-t-s stopped their suicides you stopped your policy too eh? Lulz…



  21. 21

    HA-HA~ She's alllllllllll used up! Rode hard & put away wet!! Just a bleach blonde piece of freckled leather! LOL It really is too bad coz she was something special but now (and forever) is just a piece of poop.



  22. 22

    "Oh, but p.s! Snaps for your outfit and hair at the Adele concert. Comparably, you looked quite polished. "

    And yet you pick the one picture where she's obviously stumbled with the paps flashes of the camera in her face and where she's blinked. :) You are an asshole.



  23. 23

    Re: Master Baiter – Well, maybe they can get some pics of her doing her Community Service…Oh, right she ISN'T FUCKING DOING IT! ;)



  24. 24

    exactly perez! produce an indie film, or get yourself a real life soap deal:.i have an idea: how about them filming you trying to get back in the industry…



  25. 25

    As fuck ups go, well she has really done it to herself. I agree with Pops… her family really put her in a hole that didn't help her at all. I don't keep the circles around Lindsey, I can't speak to her "fire crotch" ways, but I know people who have crash and burned, drugged and drank, spoke recklessly, and forgot to show for work… and who wished they could have it to do all over again. So, I have compassion and understanding for Lindsey… and I get why she is has missed professional forgiveness… she burned her bridge one too many times.

    And Mario.. you are the biggest small man around… without these people Mario, you would have no platform. So, be careful… if they all disappear, and you're left with actual viable working talent to comment on (Ann Hathaway this is for you - don't enable him!) … it won't take too long for your flicker to flame out too… sometimes you think you are just at the pinnacle of your career… but you are really just stepping off a cliff…



  26. 26

    This bitch isn't dead yet? Geeze, she must drink embalming fluid on the sly.

  27. @v@ says – reply to this


    27

    Re: POPSCIDICTATOR – Agree. Hooking up with one of those organizations that advocate and support former child stars might help her a lot, especially when she hears parallel stories and puts two and two together. I doubt she's saved enough to 'start her own production company' as Perez states, and right now she doesn't have the tools to keep it together anyway.



  28. 28

    Only a colossal moron would hire Lindsay Lohan to do a movie. Nobody really like her and she should just go away. I don't understand why they still take her picture and the magazine who pay for it are full of crap



  29. 29

    Congrats to Riley! She's a pretty girl and I saw some of her acting in The Runaways. As for Lindsay, part of the problem is that she has this sense of entitlement like she is the same girl who just completed Mean Girls or Herbie Fully Loaded. She needs to realize that she has to earn her stripes back and she can start by taking any small role someone gives her for any pay they are willing to offer. Right now, there is a lot of young talented actresses in Hollywood between the ages of 18-25 and Emma Stone is one of the ones leading the pack. In so many words, she picked the wrong time to fuck up! Lindsay will need to work hard to show why she is even needed. And not to be mean, but it's not helping that she looks ten years older than her actual age.



  30. 30

    GEE, I WONDER WHY? I WOULD NEVER SEE ANOTHER MOVIE OR HEAR ANOTHER SONG FROM THAT LOSER. AND YES!!! LOSER BECAUSE THE DUMB WITCH NEVER LEARNED HER LESSON. SHE GOT OFF OVER AND OVER AND WHAT DID SHE DO? SHE STOLD JEWELRY, LOL. IT'S SEEMS LIKE SHES JUST TRYING TO SEE HOW MUCH SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH. I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR HER…WAL MART. THEY ARE NOW HIRING SEASONAL HELP FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND BELIEVE ME WAL MART WILL HIRE…ANYONE!!

  31. Drita says – reply to this


    31

    She won't make it to 2012 it seems. I really hope someone in her family helps her soon, time is running out QUICK!



  32. 32

    At first glance, I thought this was a picture of Marilyn Monroe(she really looks HIGH) I certainly hope Lindsay doesn't end up like Marilyn, but I think her only hope is to fly way under the radar, get herself some serious help and forget about a career, she is so over. She is totally dellusional, nobody in Hollywood would spend a cent on her. Train wreck.



  33. 33

    sigh* She obviously has issues.Do people actually believe that people have full control over their personal issues?Most do not.By some of the comments below I can tell that the writers themselves have issues.Los Angeles is not the easiest place to thrive in emotionally.The boundaries set in this town are wishy washy.She has the mentality of a small troubled child.Her parents are obviously not the best role models.I hope that she lands on her feet just as I wish the best for everyone.Hating on another simply means that you yourself have hate for yourself. I think the world needs to take a chill pill!