Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Yes! But can't he lose his shirt for the next one?!
Check out the just-released latest poster for Taylor Lautner's new thriller, Abduction (above)!
We're still waiting for you to come and abduct us, boy!
We promise to make it worth your while! Ha!