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Crystal Harris Wants Her Own Reality Show!

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Crystal Harris Reality Show

After burning bridges with Hugh Hefner and all of his loyal bunnies, Crystal Harris is going around Tinsel Town hoping someone will produce her own reality show.

The former Girl Next Door made headlines when she told Howard Stern that Hef was a minute man whose body disgusted her.

Way to bite the hand that made you, right?

Crystal later apologized to Hef *via tweet* but it was a half-ass apology at that.

Unfortunately, sources say some producers might consider doing the show. The series would be about her woeful job hunt post-making a fool of herself.

Ugh. We won't be watching it. Girlfriend is no Holly Madison!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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19 comments to “Crystal Harris Wants Her Own Reality Show!”



  1. 1

    Well, I 'm certainly NOT going to go on record with an impression of SKANK!
    .
    Am I?



  2. 2

    I wouldn't give her anything! She is a fame whore. I can't believe there is anyone who would want to see her show!



  3. 3

    Wow "Your no Holly Madison" that's harsh… That's like saying "hey, your not mildly ratarded". awful. lol



  4. 4

    She probably thinks if the Kardashians can get reality shows with no talent, reason for fame,etc then she can do it too.

    She's a pig. No one wants to see her skanky ass.



  5. 5

    they could call it "girls that look like they rode the short bus"



  6. 6

    What's with old hags having and wanting reality shows? Let's face it, the only reason people will watch a show with older women is because they know women create petty drama. It's pretty sad.



  7. 7

    Of course she does. And anyone who watches is nuts. I would not give this whore the time of day. At least some whores are less blatant about their intents. Good God.



  8. 8

    Very stylish - not. Rather trashy - yes.



  9. 9

    PORN is about all she's qualified for. But then, Mario has this website.



  10. 10

    I wouldn't watch a show with her - unless she was getting hit by a truck!



  11. 11

    There is no way I'd watch her show. I also heard she wants to make an album, I won't be buying that either. Your 15 minutes is up Crystal, see ya later.



  12. 12

    chick is not even attractive. what a joke.



  13. 13

    Why, does she think she is relevant? What is going to be the title, How To Fuck Over A Playboy In 10 Days?



  14. 14

    Whats with her body…she just looks off somehow….. definitely a big head for a little body but her body is odd…something doesnt fit….

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    15

    It would probably last 2 seconds.



  16. 16

    Why is it this crystal girl is considered to be the bad person in all this? Hef has been making an ass out of himself for years. When u date a girl that is young enough to be your great- grand- child, u should be mocked. What an ass! No young 20yr old wants to change her husband's dipper!!!!!!!



  17. 17

    I'm not sayin she's a gold digger…



  18. 18

    CRYSTAL HARRIS… tried making a mockery of a legendary and iconic businessman, Hugh Hefner. Yes, he may be old and chasing after MUCH younger women, but c'mon guys let's not kid ourselves, he's no joke. He didn't treat Crystal with a bit of disrespect so why should she have the right to publicly make a mockery of the man that set her up with the lavish and comfortable lifestyle she had? NOT COOL Crystal, you could've done all this in PRIVATE and now you're seeking a reality show?? Your TEN minutes of fame are SO OVER!



  19. 19

    She took over on "Girls Next Door" which was a hit, until she got on it. NO CLASS.
    I remember her saying, "I'm not the new Holly, she's the old Crystal" What a cow. I turned it off for good.