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51+16 = The Apocalypse! Courtney Stodden Is Getting Her Own Reality Show With Her Husband

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Really it equals out to 67, which is how many times we're going to bang our heads against the wall should this actually come to be.

This morning, before the earth began to quake on the East Coast (coincidence?), Courtney Stodden and her creepy great-uncle husband Doug Hutchison stopped by the Morning Show in Australia. They chatted about their "sexy love," as Courtney has dubbed it and revealed they have been “seduced by a lot of producers” to start work on a reality show about their unconventional marriage.

WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, HUH?!?! THAT'S A REAL SHOCKER!!!

Nothing is set in stone yet, so we don't know what channel or time slot you should start avoiding now, but let's just pray to the T.V. Gods that this project never really launches off the ground. We don't think the world could stomach an entire hour every week of these two being "real." We can hardly get through one of her tweets without tasting bile. Bleck!

If you dare, watch the "sexy love" couple talk about their marriage in the clip from the show (above).

Birthers, we're still waiting for you to go after this one. For once, we really do want to see a birth certificate! She may act like she's 16, but she sure as hell doesn't look it.

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72 comments to “51+16 = The Apocalypse! Courtney Stodden Is Getting Her Own Reality Show With Her Husband”



  1. 1

    I jsut want to tape her stupid spaghetti straps to her shoulders so they stop falling down and making her look like even more of a sloppy tramp.



  2. 2

    If this dumb tart gets an American television show, I'm moving myself the fuck out of the U.S.



  3. 3

    boring.



  4. 4

    She seems a little more "normal" than the last time, she don't really do the crazy stuff with her weird mouth.
    BUT the man is tooooottaly fucked up….lol



  5. 5

    She is so hilarious! The exaggerated body language is so ridiculous. They talk about how supportive her mother was - well I guess so - her mother must have seen that her daughter was on the fast track to porn, so when this bozo popped up, she probably thought her daughter was way better off in a freaky marriage that in the sex trade.



  6. 6

    They did get her birth certificate!!

    Which doesn't prove she's 16, just that some Eastern European came over and stole her identity.



  7. 7

    OMG i died at about the 5:00 mark! Did anyone see the face she made? It was like she was trying to seduce the poor dog. These people make Americans and this country as a whole dumb. Why would an American give them a tv show and allow them to make money when others do not have a job? ridiculous. They will be rich for being dumb. Especially her.



  8. 8

    She makes me cringe. She oozes porn star. Do not inflict them on the general public. Gag.



  9. 9

    She makes me cringe. Talk about over the top porn star, GO AWAY, yuk.



  10. 10

    These reality shows are like porn.
    The tv shows have to progressively get more outrageous and explicit to stay interesting.
    -
    Now all porn depicts, the fun loving girl, to do double penetration and airtight for, Christ sakes.
    -
    But it's Progressive! That's all that matters.



  11. 11

    She's not 16. I'm sorry, but no 16 year old has the lines on her neck like she has. She's much older and is using this for publicity. And it's sadly working.



  12. 12

    This bothers perez? How about worshiping the whoredashians or being a loyal toddlers and tiaras fan at the ripe age of 35 (or whatever his age is) . He is the last person who should ever comment on reality shows



  13. 13

    I am a little suprised on her "shock" of getting so much attention. This is a girl who didn't go to school and had ads(videos) for older wealthy men To sponser her pageant and singing career. I don't blame her but this is what she has been working for. It's basically the same talent as the Kartrashcans.



  14. 14

    i know this might sound crazy…. but if they do get a reality show… i'm def going to watch the first episode AT LEAST haha



  15. 15

    LOL! He looks like what Stephen Jenkins from Third Eye Blind is going to look like in ten years! EWwwwww!!!!!



  16. 16

    She probably is only 16, but why does she look so old? When you doll up Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who are both 19, they both look wayyyyyyyyyyyy younger than her.



  17. 17

    He bought her Beta sex kitten programmed codes…no joke this is really going on people.



  18. 18

    Re: Fariswheel – Shouldn't she still be in school? Grade 10, maybe grade 11.



  19. 19

    Let's put this in context: She is two years older than Rebecca Black…
    Maybe she thinks she needs this crazy marriage to get a step-up into Hollywood, but the more I watch her the more I think this marriage is geniune but reallllly creepy…



  20. 20

    Get exactly what they wanted… Way to go hollywood… here comes another bunch of bullshiters, no good, contribute nothing to society and make millions celebretards



  21. 21

    I am totally ashmaed to admit this, but I will probably watch the first episode :-(



  22. 22

    holy shit her fricken strap was pissing my off. She can lift the tank top to cover her fake ass tits, but can't pull the strap up!?!?!?! Give me a break. Wow i want to throw up.



  23. 23

    My favorite part is at 6:30 where they cut her off LOLZ



  24. 24

    1. There's no way this bitch is 16. I don't know any 16-year-olds who talk the way she does about men who are 50 plus years of age- at least not outside of the porn industry. NO NORMAL 16 YEAR OLD GIRL WANTS TO BE SEEN WITH SOMEONE OLDER THAN HER DAD IN A SHOPPING MALL LET ALONE BE MARRIED TO ONE!!!!
    2. When she talks I experience the same sensation I feel when I have diarrhea.
    3. IF THIS BITCH IS 16, why the heck can she marry, but millions of gays can't!? THANK GOODNESS THE SANCTITY OF THIS BLESSED UNION WAS NOT THREATENED BY THE PASSING OF NATIONAL LEGISLATION ALLOWING GAY MARRIAGE. Because we can see on national (and international because this was in Australia) television what a joke all the anti-gay marriage arguments really are. This is what you're fighting to preserve!?
    4. I CANNOT wait until this guy can't get it up anymore and Courtney's "sex tiger" is impotent.
    5. If she used the word "seduced" one more time I was going to throw an effing thesaurus at the screen.
    6. 51+16 really = 67. This is just another example of why this girl should have stayed in high school instead of getting married.

    The end.



  25. 25

    it's sad when you stage your shoulder strap "falling" down. wash your face courtney.



  26. 26

    I'm 24 I love older men. I always have been and was not abused. I think this is a huge publicity stunt and I love it! It's so funny and I'll be watching.



  27. 27

    also, i've never seen someone shake their boobs so much in 7 minutes.



  28. 28

    Re: be strong – Wow Ihate that I know this, but her bio says she went to this "private school" which turned out to be an unacredited online Homeschool that most states wont take, pay them and they send your county officals school credits.



  29. 29

    So, we're gonna see this KID acting like a hoe with this old guy????? Perv's will like it, I'm not watching it!!!!!!



  30. 30

    I am 43 and am envious of that daughter-fucker. :) She would keep me hard for 30 more years.



  31. 31

    I'm going to throw up.



  32. 32

    Re: eponine87 – It's called lack of fatherly love …. don't worry , you'll grow up one day and you'll see that you won't get it back by screwing old men.



  33. 33

    I wont lie. I never in my life really followed a reality show. The only thing Ive watched was like 1 episode and some random phrases she spew on it of the Jessica Simpson ones, a season of Big Brother cause my mother wanted to watch that crap when I was a teen and we had to eat it completely and that was it. But this one… I might truly watch at least the first episode to see whats going on. Is that… she is such a freak lol Not even Lady Gaga is anything exectric as this one is. Rofl, really, just look at her, Lady Gaga we know is all staged but this one looks so real its such a freak!. He looks like an adorable person tho, I wont deny it.



  34. 34

    Re: FoUfCfK – Are you being facetious or for real? She is so weird looking. She may be 16, but she looks your wife's age. Each to his own, I guess.



  35. 35

    Re: FoUfCfK – I just figured it out. I suppose you could be a daughter-you know what, but he is 35 years older than she which could make him an almost grand-daughter-you know what.



  36. 36

    Re: amandaswanson – Gawd, I KNOW! Though it really looks like she's keeping it down her arm like that on purpose - she keeps tugging the top up but not bothering with that strap, probably thinks it looks all sexy and carefree. Ugh, what an absolute attention-seeking, brainless human



  37. 37

    Re: be strong – That is the TRUTH! I'm 22 and I'd look like a 15-year-old next to her! (Thank you, non-botoxed Irish baby-face)



  38. 38

    Whoa. He looks so much better here.



  39. 39

    What a fucking nasty as whore. yeah right she's 16. Maybe one side of her labia is 16.



  40. 40

    YOU people are all talking SHIT. You call her a whore (I totally agree), you call her porn trash (Itotally agree), say she's ridiculoud, etc, etc, but YOU are the same people who will make this slut popular by WATCHING her show!! Take a stand and don't tune into it. JUST DON'T!!!! let's ALL take a stand against this kind of trash right now and not watch these stupid reality shows!!

    Think about it, this fucking guy is getting awarded for fucking a MINOR! dateline NBC's show to catch a predator called guys out like this all the time. WHY is this acceptable to people because it's them? Please don't watch this. Take a fucking stand and stop bitching. these fucking losers don't deserve to be rich. If you watch them, YOU WILL BE MAKING THE RICH while YOU struggle with your fucking bills and rent. How could you do that to yourself? it's like being a loser supporting the asshole jock or bully.



  41. 41

    Re: DanicaMarie – No shit She can keep bringing her arm up to adjust the boobage but cannot feel the stinking strap on her shoulder. Like look at me and lean a little and she is probably thinking " Oh wow my strap is down more sex appeal." She is not genuine anything. She is just trying to get attention. She is not a true beauty as these other hollywood icons.



  42. 42

    Is the girl mentally retarded or suffering from delusional disorder?



  43. 43

    Re: pollopicu – Dont get so mad pollo!, its only one episode lol . I just would like to see if she can hold this whole image and behaviour for 24 hs straight!… like wtf, how can she be this way all day… also Im truly curious to see her without make up.. yup yup, she looks trashy (many women do now at days), she is a wh*re?… i dont know, in my teens I had friends who could get laid with different guys every month and she does look freakish and very, very fake. And dont worry, I wont give them a penny, trust me.



  44. 44

    She can't be 16. Maybe 18 or 19. MAYBE. I mean…her looks are one thing, but she doesn't act like a 16 year old.



  45. 45

    pukey



  46. 46

    My face switches between disgust and amusement when I watch the two of them. They quite clearly know what they're doing, none of them are stupid. They do not have real relationship, it's an obvious stunt. She is not attracted to him, and he continues to get annoyed by her interruptions. He is a better actor and liar than her, though both of them contradicts their statements through their body language. They lied through their teeth in this interview, and in every other interview, and they seem quite pleased with the results. Good for them.



  47. 47

    GOD she's hideous! i would kill myself if i looked like that at 16… I'm 25 and people think I'm a 15 year old.



  48. 48

    Re: pollopicu – lol How will she feed that meth habit?

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    49

    she looks better than the GMA interview… maybe he bought her brain since then



  50. 50

    lmao i cant wait to see her play it up so hard for the cameras!



  51. 51

    Re: pollopicu – Yes, yes, I know you are right.



  52. 52

    WOAH WOAH WOAH I think that everybody is ignoring the most disgusting part of this post: How could they torture that poor puppy like that with pink hair?! Honestly, with this pair, they do not need any animals to take care of because they are too absorbed in themselves to care for a pet.



  53. 53

    If this is the crap served up to viewers by networks to watch then I can understand why so many people are ending up with dementia - seriously who the eff would even entertain the thought of watching this - sure good for a laugh here, but to park my azz on the sofa and watch this you would need to duct tape me to the sofa….no wonder nobody watches tv anymore!



  54. 54

    OH MY GOD. okay so I don't' know if anyone could actually bear to watch the whole video, but near the end the 6:30 mark, I must have heard Courtney wrong when she described herself as classy because I there is NO WAY that this girl actually thinks that she has an ounce of class in her body. Pull up your camisole strap sweetheart, and put on an actual top over it. And then go crawl in a hole so no one has to see your slutty face anymore.



  55. 55

    She is just trailor trash with fake hair, fake tan and loads of makeup. She is not remotley attractive only flashy in a gross way. At 16 she should be getting her braces off. She has ridiculously crooked bottom teeth. I would love love to see the mother that produced this trashy girl.



  56. 56

    Love it! Go Courtney and what's his name? Talk about trying not to look your age. He's trying real hard. This is going to be great! What a freak show! Can't wait!



  57. 57

    She spoke of Pamela Anderson, well guess what Courtney, Pam was raped by a whole football team when she was in high school, and although I don’t think Pam did porn (I could be wrong) that type of look and behavior is normal for someone who went through that type of tragedy at such a young age and is used to being treated like trash by men. Go to a strip club or a porno set and 98% of the women will tell you they were rapped or sexually abused by a family member or someone they knew BEFORE getting into that “line of work.” Courtney wanting to act like these women is dangerous and not something I want to see on TV so little girls across the country want to be raped by a pedophile and then allow them to marry them when they turn 16 because mom and dad want a paycheck and don’t care about their mental or physical wellbeing.



  58. 58

    This is Pedophilia and by advertising it and acting like it's OK and something the public should watch and enjoy for entertainment, IS NOT OKAY. This also gives off a very dangerous message to children and to young adults who could potentially watch this show and may not report abuse by the hands of an adult/pedophile (because they see it on TV and the public makes the relationship OK/acceptable). Having the show aired could also dangerously mess with their young developing minds, especially those that have had some sort of abuse, has bad body images or is susceptible to manipulation. Let’s not even mention what an actual pedophile such as, Doug Hutchison, may now find acceptable, appropriate and could possibly act on, after this show airs (I could see multiple law suits coming the producers/channels way).



  59. 59

    I, alone, will bring whatever network down that even attempts to air this nasty, disgusting, pedophile, sickening, show/"entertainment." I'm sure I can get lots of law enforcement agencies, child endangerment/welfare agencies, children advocates, parents groups, etc. to check on their backgrounds (his previous relationships to see if any minors in the past, her taking birth control BEFORE they were married with a subpoena, checks into her parents backgrounds-if they ever benefited financially from this relationship or from her "career," if they were ever physically, mentally (yes on this one) or sexually abusive towards her, if they were stage parents, if they have other minor children in the household that they may also sell off or have ties to other pedophiles) IF THIS SHOW BEINGS FILMING OR EVEN ATTEMPTS TO AIR… We just need more people who find the manipulation of a child for their sexual desires WRONG, DISGUSTING, MORALLY UNACCEPTABLE, SCARY, SOCIALLY DISTURBING, UNBELIEVEABLY SICKENING…AND we’ll get people like Doug Hutchison and her parents thrown in jail AND people like Courtney into much needed therapy, credited schooling and into a well caring/well intentioned foster care home.



  60. 60

    This shit just makes me so sick to my stomach and angry that I can’t even put into words how wrong it is. Courtney, is obviously too stupid and young to know what is going on around her, she doesn’t realize that she’s being manipulated by an older man (who is older than her father) who in all sense of the word, is a pedophile. He wanted a young child and this one was, “the special Moron who took the bait.” It wasn’t Courtney he wanted, any child would have done nicely, but obviously she doesn’t have any self-esteem, brains, education, morals or parents to protect her or explain to her why this isn’t okay. Traditionally when you see women who dress and act like her, they are either prostitutes, strippers or porno “stars,” who have been sexually abused and by not having the education and therapy to overcome whatever tragic situation that happened to them, by the hands of an older male, they fall victim to the situation and are caught in a dangerous cycle of being un-empowered, manipulated, used and treated like trash…and unfortunately in Courtney’s case, her mother was most likely also abused and kept this nasty cycle going another generation…



  61. 61

    and unfortunately in Courtney’s case, her mother was most likely also abused and kept this nasty cycle going another generation…because that’s all she knew how to do and her, herself was also taught…and Courtney’s father, could possibly be an abuser himself in some way (it doesn’t have to be sexual) considering the situation… An abuser marries someone they can abuse and their children emulate their relationship when they get older; this happens for generations till someone is brave enough to put a stop to it (or child protective services actually DOES THEIR JOB). Hence, why both the parents agreed that it was OK for a pedophile, who Courtney herself said chased after her from the beginning, allowed the relationship and eventually the marriage…when most parents would have either turned him into the police or shot him.



  62. 62

    In her music videos, to me, she does look like a teenager. I think its allllllllllll that "whore-ish" make-up. If she is lying, I think shes maybe 20-22.



  63. 63

    Re: amandaswanson – Hahaha I wanna tie that strap around her neck. At one point she looked like she realized it was falling off her shoulder and almost went to pull it up but then she flipped her hair lol



  64. 64

    My gaydar Was pinging on him tho!



  65. 65

    INTERESTING because the age of consent i thought in australia is 18 which would make them basically illegal…



  66. 66

    Eh, whatever…if they love each other then they who cares how old she is…there's a lot more creepier shit going on in the world other than these two…



  67. 67

    1st, pull those straps up !!! OK, now that i have said that- lets move on to the "embodying" of "iconic" women, STOP!! Your are not "classy" you look like a common tramp that can be picked up a kings cross. This is beyond sad, an embarrassment to the sanctity of marriage.
    i hate how forced this looks and those poor puppies, especially the one she used to push her boobs up- PETA should get on to that (lolz) Pam Anderson must be furious right now…PS those picture of her in comparison to the pic of pam show no resemblance- diff outfits, pretty mush everything..OH and Pam looked HOT she is NOTTTTTT



  68. 68

    I would never watch ANY



  69. 69

    I would rather eat my own hat than watch that sloppy 16 (seriously she looks like shes nearly 40) and that total pervert. I nearly barfed just watching that.



  70. 70

    Her birth certificate is already out…
    Her fallen down strap pissed me off throughout this video. She must have had a lot of work done between now and the video where she's in the pink swimming costume, she actually looks 16 in the music video. And Marilyn? She's delusional.



  71. 71

    That can be enetertaining. I am looking forward to the big reveal about her real age (40?) in the final episode. (Is it just be or does Eugene Tooms looks stoned out of his mind on every picture taken with her?)



  72. 72

    Re: Black Swan – LOL so true!