Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Really it equals out to 67, which is how many times we're going to bang our heads against the wall should this actually come to be.
This morning, before the earth began to quake on the East Coast (coincidence?), Courtney Stodden and her
creepy great-uncle husband Doug Hutchison stopped by the Morning Show in Australia. They chatted about their "sexy love," as Courtney has dubbed it and revealed they have been “seduced by a lot of producers” to start work on a reality show about their unconventional marriage.
WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, HUH?!?! THAT'S A REAL SHOCKER!!!
Nothing is set in stone yet, so we don't know what channel or time slot you should start avoiding now, but let's just pray to the T.V. Gods that this project never really launches off the ground. We don't think the world could stomach an entire hour every week of these two being "real." We can hardly get through one of her tweets without tasting bile. Bleck!
If you dare, watch the "sexy love" couple talk about their marriage in the clip from the show (above).
Birthers, we're still waiting for you to go after this one. For once, we really do want to see a birth certificate! She may act like she's 16, but she sure as hell doesn't look it.