Squeeze them buttocks, soldiers!
Marines have been told that they are not allowed to audibly fart in Afghanistan because it offends the Afghan people.
There are several things that Marines are told to stay away from, such as cussing, talking politics, religion, and basically anything concerning females. But farting is really pushing it. Ahem.
We guess it's best if you stay away from those extremely gassy foods.
And next time you feel an air biscuit coming on, just hold it in until you're in the privacy of your own barracks.
[Image via WENN.]