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Marines Not Allowed To Fart In Afghanistan!

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Squeeze them buttocks, soldiers!

Marines have been told that they are not allowed to audibly fart in Afghanistan because it offends the Afghan people.

There are several things that Marines are told to stay away from, such as cussing, talking politics, religion, and basically anything concerning females. But farting is really pushing it. Ahem.

We guess it's best if you stay away from those extremely gassy foods.

And next time you feel an air biscuit coming on, just hold it in until you're in the privacy of your own barracks.

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34 comments to “Marines Not Allowed To Fart In Afghanistan!”

  1. 1

    Thats just dumb!!

  2. 2

    You NEVER call a Marine a soldier, it's offensive to them.

  3. 3

    The Marines are being trained and conditioned for martial law in America.

  4. 4

    So if they have a stomach ache because of gas they can't fart to make themselves feel better? Get a F'ing life. There are more important things to be concerned about. Give these men and women a break. Pathethic.

  5. 5

    The Afghans might be offended by loud farts but the world is offended by how the Afghans have allowed terrorists to run their country.

  6. 6

    I am offended how the American servicemen have been used as target practice for the Taliban. We need to get the fuck out NOW.

  7. 7

    That is the most stupidest thing i ever heard of ,you can't control gas. If the loud farts bothers the locals then wait until the marines pass the "silent but deadly ones". Here in my college we do have a few exchange students from pakistan and afghanistan and i will tell you this, their favorite pass -time is to fart really loud when they walk by the other students but we don't care, we all laugh about it.

  8. 8

    Gosh, just cause a bunch of people are terrorists doesnt mean a whole country is. People who think all arabs and muslims are terrorists are just so dumb and stupid.

  9. 9

    The entire world (I hope) is offended by hearing audible gas passing. What happened to silent but deadly? Manners are not out the door because you are in another country. Just saying "please don't do this or this" shouldn't be offense to anyone. Unless it's slamming Jesus, then everyone is onboard!!!

  10. 10

    I just had an accident looking at the pic. :|

  11. 11

    WOW "soldiers"?! Are you serious right now? That's about as offensive as calling me a soldier. Happens a lot, when in fact I'm an airman. How long will it take people to understand that the military does not = the Army. WE ARE SOLDIERS, AIRMAN, SAILORS, MARINES. and you should take the time to differentiate.

  12. 12

    Everyone knows you're a world class ass blaster, Pez Head!! You're not one to ever bring up the subject because everyone knows the real reason you can't get laid is not your giant, deformed, Fred Flinstone sized head but your nasty relentless flatulence!!!!

  13. 13

    Yeah well im offended by suicide bombers, but they seem to be pretty comfortable with it. Fuck em! Fuck em where they stand! Fuck em where they sit, fuck em where they eat. fuck em where they sleep. Wipe out that whole fucking country if you ask me, and then move on to Pakistan and wipe those mother fuckers out as well. Then when all is said and done… cut a fart! Im sure this like many of my other posts, wont make it to the board!

  14. 14

    I'll be honest and say that when I am out and about I pretty much never hear anyone loudly blasting farts. I don't know many marines, but are they really so crass and disgusting that they have to be told not to blast gas from their butts when in public? I figured that they would have more respect for the uniform that they are wearing.

  15. 15

    Oh well..Fuck our military lmao. I love how those idiots feel entitled because they are "fighting for our country". Riiiight.

  16. 16

    Ditto to iChickk and thissiteiswack … YOU NEVER CALL A MARINE A "SOLDIER." They would kick your ass 16 different ways if they heard you say that. Have some respect for our armed forces.

  17. 17

    @NookiesWA if you don't stand behind our military…..then stand in front of it.

  18. 18

    Just to agree with the previous posters.. my husband is in the marine corps and I have seen him give the look of death to even his own mother when she called him a soldier, it's not that they don't respect the army.. but yeah well they are better.. lol.. and it is offensive to them! Get it right.. they are MARINES

  19. 19

    Re: NookiesWA – Let's just fly your sorry ass over there and you go have tea with them and explain why you are so great. But our wonderful military is not going to lift a finger to rescue your stupid ass when you are tied with a bomb.

  20. 20

    Ok, thanks America for saving our asses…………. Gratitude for ya????

  21. 21

    They are MARINES not SOLDIERS!

  22. 22

    If this is true, it means the mental disorder of liberalism and polical correctness has moved past the politicians and has penetrated deep into the military. It is a very bad sign for this once great country.

  23. 23

    Well it offends me when the middle easterner's threading my eyebrows aren't wearing deodorant! So there we're even. That's the most ridiculous crap ever.

  24. 24

    bleahf: I think anyone who could follow the dictates of a stark-raving mad, murdering, lying, thieving, rapist, pedophile psychopath is a fucking terrorist. And, btw, moehammy said they should kill YOU. But don't take my work for it, just read the unholy hate book for yourself!

  25. 25

    I have read these posts forever and just signed up today. I LOOOVE your posts by the way! :)

  26. 26

    Everybody farts….sometime.

  27. 27

    no shooting farts just bullets GREAT!

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    Re: perez posse member 777 – Lol!…and Americans don't like unibrows.

  29. 29

    Re: penny1206 – Yes, it was CLEARLY their choice to allow Taliban rule. Idiot.
    It's frightening that this even an issue. Everyone should refrain from farting loudly in public. It's incredibly rude and whoever does something like that (on purpose) has no manners.

  30. 30

    i'm offended by it too, since when has it been ok to just walk around and fart as loudly as possible?

  31. 31

    Re: Attngttr – threading your eyebrows!! i fuckin' love you!! lol

  32. 32

    Most people don't go round audibly farting in public anyway it's gross…

  33. 33

    LOLOL an air biscuit ?

  34. 34

    Re: iChickk – Thanks. As a former Marine, I am always insulted and correct anyone that refers to me as a soldier. Nothing against soldiers but when they leave the Army, they become civilians. When a Marine leaves our beloved Corps, we remain Marines. Semper Fi!