No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Damn, we knew Christina Aguilera liked to *snap, snap* but apparently so do her lawyers!
When a gossip site published a photograph of her son, Max Bratman, with a black-eye, they also published the headline:
CHILD ABUSE???? CHRISTINA AGUILERA'S SON IS PHOTO'D WITH A BLACK EYE!!!
They fired at the website, asking "HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?!" and calling the site "reckless and unconscionable."
Honestly, we were a little shocked when we read the letter. It has to be one of most passionate letters from a law office ever!
Read it in full:
Our office represents Christina Aguilera and we have reviewed your post where you implied that our client may have been guilty of child abuse because her son had bruises under his eyes. We understand the cult of personality that exists but there are limits that any decent person should respect. Christina is a wonderful mother and was not present in the park when Max fell and hurt himself. To imply that she had something to do with this incident, without any investigation on your part whatsoever, is reckless and unconscionable. We thought it might be productive for you to read Joe Welch's admonition to Senator Joe McCarthy at the end of the Senate hearings. Hopefully you will learn something from this. Here is what was said:
"Until this moment, Senator, I think I have never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness… If it were in my power to forgive you for your reckless cruelty I would do so. I like to think that I am a gentle man but your forgiveness will have to come from someone other than me… Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency… "
We reserve all our client's legal and equitable remedies for this reputable disparagement of our client's character. As set forth above, HAVE YOU NO SHAME!!!!!!!!
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