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Dina Lohan Wrote A Movie, Wants $5 Million And A-List Stars

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ROFL!

Dina Lohan wants $5.38 million from prospective financiers for the R-rated film she wrote, Growing Defiant, which takes "a hard look at the social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction."

Wonder where she got the inspiration from to write that??

And not only that, she's seeking some A-list talent to star in her film such as Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis.

LOLz! Um, good luck with that, Dina!!! Especially, since you only allotted $1,125,000 for actors' fees, which is chump change for any of these stars. Oh yes, they'll be jumping at the chance to be cast in this.

Thankfully she does have ONE person signed to the film - her son Michael Lohan, Jr. He will of course play in the starring role as a HEROIN addict.

Oh how classy. Casting your son as a drug addict in an R-rated film that you wrote. Again, A+ parenting from Dina Lohan.

Good luck with your movie.

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11 comments to “Dina Lohan Wrote A Movie, Wants $5 Million And A-List Stars”



  1. 1

    OMG….WTF is it with this family???? Proof addiction is hereditary….. God…what do we need to do to get rid of this family…?????? PLEASE????????



  2. 2

    Susan Sarandon is the only A-Lister in that motley crew. Hayden Pain-in-the-ass A-List??? Selena Gomez?? Has she even been in a movie yet? Or has the definition of A-List changed to mean anyone at all? Hey, look at me! I'm on the A-List!!



  3. 3

    How come Lindsay isn't on that list? Is it because even Dina knows that Lindsay is way too big of a risk to hire?



  4. 4

    Some of the people that you mentioned aren't A-list, perez.



  5. 5

    ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Basically she wants to cash with the life of her own daughter?. AWFAUL , this woman is so f*cking nuts, she is so out of this world.

  6. yeez says – reply to this


    6

    You can't call that the "A list." It doesn't even have Kim Kardashian on it. She's a real life Hollywood Princess and all around kind, genuine, down-to-earth girl.



  7. 7

    and we wonder why lindsay feel the need to escape through the use of controlled substances…



  8. 8

    All I can say is BWAHAHAHAHAH and the woman is delusional like her daughter.



  9. 9

    With a mother like this, Lindsay or her siblings don't stand a chance.



  10. 10

    she seriously has no respect for herself nor her children… this CANT SIMPLY CANNOT be real



  11. 11

    No one in his/her right mind would touch this project. Dina is so delusional it's pathetic.