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You don't say! How shocking! Parts of a reality show being scripted?! We've never heard of such a thing! And from the Kardashians? We expected so much more from them!
Okay, now that we've got the sarcasm out of the way, here's the scoop:
While Kim Kardashian was getting hitched to Kris Humphries, the producers of her wedding special were cooking up something juicy behind-the-scenes. Eager to give Kim's sisters a little screen time of their own (and possibly tease an upcoming wedding special), Kourtney Kardashian was given a SCRIPTED scene with her baby daddy Scott Disick. The pair were encouraged to talk about their own plans for the future, which could include finally getting married.
But the whole scene was set up. Producers could be heard over their walkie-talkie system planning every detail of the "special moment." Then, when the day was done and the crew was wrapped, a lead producer thanked her staff and said, without a hint of humor, "See you at Kourtney's wedding."
Should we infer then that by next year, we'll have another Kardashian wedding to get pumped for??? Oh, we can just envision it now! The end of Keeping Up With The Kardashians cutting out on Scott finally proposing to Kourtney for real and we'll have to wait till the next season to know if she said yes. And then she'll say yes and plan a wedding that she'll try to have rival her sisters. And then the wedding will happen and Scott will leave her at the alter because he's just to afraid of commitment. And she'll cry and they'll cry and you'll cry and we'll say, "We told you so!"
There yo go, producers. We've just scripted her wedding for you. Now get to work!
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