Oh, for goodness sake!
Doesn't she realize that this is just as LOL-worthy as when Jenna Maroney from 30 Rock says, "You know I've always reminded myself of Grace Kelly!"
Lindsay Lohan is once again foolishly comparing herself to the dearly-departed icon Marilyn Monroe, and she recently wrote in the forward to Susan Bernard's book Marilyn: Intimate Exposures:
"People in their mind have created who I am and act as if there is no real person inside of me. Just like Marilyn. Marilyn never wanted to be just a celebrity. Neither do I … I had always thought that movie stars were in films that would last forever in your mind. But now the films don't. I don't want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble. Marilyn said she had no foundation. But she said she was really working on it. I'm trying to do the same thing…I believe in myself and I'm a good actress."
Ugh. Leave it to Lindsay Lohan to use another individual's tragic story as a means to justify her own effed up, delusional life!
But you know, maybe if you STOPPED going out at night, STOPPED staging photo ops, and STOPPED acting like a petulant, entitled child with no regard for consequences of your idiotic actions, let alone anyone else you affect, things would be different!
You've made your own bed, gurl. Now sleep in it, and SHUT UP.