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Politics are a lot like Hollywood. Your career is dependent on your image, how people perceive you. If you look like a slob or one-cent hooker, than people won't take you as seriously as someone who dresses in Armani or J.Crew.

Keeping that in mind, we just came across this very inneresting article about Michele Bachmann. You know, the crazy conservative homophobe who wants all of the gays to break the bonds of our “personal enslavement,” and stop teaching the next generation that being gay is "normal and natural." She also insists that evolution is just a nice "theory" and wants to give America what it deserves - a "Christian government." Putting forth these kinds of , oh let's just call them "ideologies," is apparently very good for her image.

Do you know what's really bad for her image? Cargo pants.

Oh yes! Should anyone ever catch Bachmann in a pair of plentiful, pocketed pants, that would certainly be the end of her and her plan to save America from liberal destruction as we know it! At least, that is how her press secretary made it sound like to a group of reporters traveling with Michele during a recent campaign trip. As she was laying down the rules, Alice Stewart sternly warned the six travelling chroniclers on Bachmann's corporate jet:

“I know everything is on the record these days, but please just don’t broadcast images of her in her casual clothes.”

With that, Michele boarded the plane, snuck back into her private quarters and emerged in a pair of swanky cargo pants, ready to kick back and relax, without the American public ever seeing her in such disarray. Now that sounds like a control freak … and a challenge!

Your mission is clear, Perezilicious readers: Find a picture of Michele Bachman in cargo pants!!!

We're not kidding!

We want to see her in a state of total under-dressed. We want to see her placing multiple items in her multiple pockets just because she has the space! Imagine the SHAME she'll feel! Just picture the disgrace this will bring to her campaign! The cargo pants will be her undoing and we insist that she must be undone!

So here's the deal: First person to send us a picture of Michele Bachmann in a pair of cargo pants wins eternal glory - and $500!!!!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE! GET US THE PICTURE AND YOU GET THE CASH!!!

Send your entries to photos@perezhilton.com for your chance to WIN!

Note: It has to be REAL! We're glad you know how to use Photoshop, but we're only interested in the real deal over here. No fakers!

TICK TOCK! TICK TOCK! BUH-BYE BACH!

[Image via WENN.]

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48 comments to “Snap A Pic Of Michele Bachmann In A Pair Of Cargo Pants & Win $$$!!!”



  1. 1

    This bat shit crazy/scary person deserves no press. Don't be an enabler.



  2. 2

    Let's see.. the next election is less than 14 months away. I would vote for her.. Hell I'd vote for almost anyone just so we could get that douchebag that's pretending to lead the country out of office!



  3. 3

    You don't sound crazy at all….



  4. 4

    This is pathetic even for perez …. and thats saying something. Stick to your obsession with underage boys.



  5. 5

    Someone might as well offer money for a sex tape featuring you … but no one would have sex with your fugly butt so I thin we are all safe.



  6. 6

    Wow, Perez. Deplorable.



  7. 7

    I hope she becomes the next president just to make you shut up



  8. 8

    Perez, you are so unmature! Why would u stoop to such a low level. You really make the sterotype of gays being catty and bitchy true when you ask people to do something like this. I love gays, but you should be a bigger person than this. Stop giving gays a bad name!



  9. 9

    Perez's personality disorder is coming to life again. Hater!



  10. 10

    you're so weird. how is this helping the liberal political ideals and legit causes you SHOULD be championing? when hilary ran, it was seen as bully tactics when people commentated on her conservative, business-like look… you're perpetuating the weird bullshit that makes liberals look stupid.



  11. 11

    Re: dryan1971 – Are you kidding? How in any way is Bachmann ANY better then president Obama? Yea, he's not my favorite, but you would have to be absolutely BRAIN-DEAD to think that this Bat-shit crazy woman would do any better than him. seriously.



  12. 12

    This "contest" is full of hate. For you do make this "contest" is just as hateful as you accuse her of being. Once again, you're being a hypocrite. She has the right to express her views just as much as you do. You don't like her spreading her views about getting rid of the liberals. Well, some people don't like you spreading gay "rights" and your liberal agenda. Get over yourself.



  13. 13

    You sound like a infomercial. You come off as cheap and fairly mean.



  14. 14

    She does not represent Christian values. Jesus cared for all his children, not just those with the last name "Koch." Sorry, corporate Jesus is not in my bible. She's just another right wing sell out……….next.



  15. 15

    No-one would take her seriously no matter how well she dressed.



  16. 16

    Mario,
    -
    I'm so surprised you haven't picked up the vibe, with your superior gaydar superpowers and included the latest in your gossip column. This will make you excited, Mario.
    -
    Look at pictures of BHO with Reggie Love, the "dogwalker" or Kal Penn.
    Then look at the pictures of BHO with Moochelle.
    There's no action between those two. Camelot is in trouble.
    -
    Almost makes you feel sorry for Zero.
    Can you imagine being penned up with Moochelle, Valerie Jarrett and Moochie's mother?
    Scary stuff.



  17. 17

    Attention all: if you snap a pic of Mario snorting meth, you win a pair of cargo pants!!! This is not a joke.



  18. 18

    Jesus hates Michele Bachmann. He told me. Honest.



  19. 19

    Wow, Perez….way to perpetuate liberal paranoia. You're taking your hate into uncharted territory. You are such a sexist.



  20. 20

    Wow Mario. You're really terrified that she'll win, aren't you? A couple of corrections.

    Being gay is not normal. The definition of normal is not deviating from the norm or common behavior. Since 95% of the population is straight, being gay is abnormal.

    Evolution is only a theory. That's why it's call the theory of evolution. There is no proof that evolution occurred. In fact, it is in direct conflict with the second law of thermodynamics.

    I realize you would never let facts get in the way of your agenda but you're actually making her look good. People tend to feel bad for the victims of bullies like you.



  21. 21

    You're starting to post more about this lady then your wifey. Flop blogger is flopping at celebrity gossip.



  22. 22

    Re: boston61 – LOL You think Jesus existed? Fucking idiot! The Jew tale was stolen from the Sumerians and they stole the story from an earlier society. Exactly how many sandwiches short of a picnic are you?



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  24. 24

    Re: Mad Dog – You are making too much sense for Perez. Re: boston61 – If jesus were to talk to you he would tell you to quit whining as well as stop sticking your dick up guys asses.



  25. 25

    Exxon Mobil thanks all of you good little Republicans for their next big tax loophole. Has Exxon given you anything lately? No. I didn't think so.



  26. 26

    Re: nicky45

    Your lucky Nicky being a woman you can take two dicks at the same time. Maybe three on a good night.



  27. 27

    Anyone with half a brain knows she is never going to get the nomination nor a shot at the VP slot. She's got to much baggage to carry on her back and nobody wants that kind of person representing the party. You are making a mountain out of a mole hill and that's really really pathetic and delusional on your part.



  28. 28

    lolol

    im not being mean but that shawl and that dress dont look nice together …

    its likely another stinking republican will get in now that they laid all the blame for past problems at obamas feet . they take up the reins again scot free ..



  29. 29

    WOW, the gays ( perez) is getting worse than the SS. God forbid she has a different opinion than you. Lets try not to throw her in a oven



  30. 30

    Wow, Libs are afraid of conservative women. She really shasnt said shit but she' became Hitlers baby in the eyes of the liberal press. Lets wait till she speaks before passing judgement. Libs are crazy.



  31. 31

    Gawd,
    I hope you read these comments and realize how the majority of your followers are douchebag republistas; wake up, smell the roses, and cater to the people you want to be seen with.



  32. 32

    People complain about the current President's leadership but at least he acknowledges the elephants in the room. Bachmann can't seem to accept that she's got a giant pink elephant in her own bedroom–of course, now that she's getting some attention, he's all but disappeared.

    It's alright, just keep on using G-d as your crutch and scapegoat Bachmann. Perez, I don't really like you all that much, but I like where you're going with this one.



  33. 33

    Perez, please find a good therapist and visit regularly. Then maybe one day you could become the person you promised you'd be.



  34. 34

    I can't seem to grasp the point of coming to a website just to deride the author. If you are so repulsed by Perez, I recommend you don't come to his website. This will stop you from getting so angry, and will stop us from reading your miserable drivel. (This is especially aimed at SadieG, whose intellectual deficiency is startling).



  35. 35

    Re: MVPnis – Your grasp of the English language is appalling.



  36. 36

    My neighbor Wanda is a 400 lb Diesel Dyke,,,,,,,,and she is in love with this lady…….All she talks about is eating her snatch……………………….



  37. 37

    Good grief how immature are you? God forbid ANYONE have any views that arent the same as you. You are a hypocrite you have become one the the biggest bullies in Hollywood. It gets old coming to your site and 3 posts on the 1st page are nothing but gay rights. I support gay rights, but I come to this site to read about celebrities. Make a separate site for gay right, for fucks sake you make a site for your dog…



  38. 38

    What is up with all of the typos Perez? You have such great things to say and it takes away from the impact when words are spelled incorrectly or are missing. I know there is a rush to get the information posted, but maybe the team could pay a little closer attention?



  39. 39

    Way to spread the hate around, Piggy! Maybe you should look at some of your own fashion choices, Cocopoof. Michelle Bachman has a gay husband and YOU DON'T!



  40. 40

    you're so ridiculous; i think you've stooped even lower than this woman.



  41. 41

    this is awesome!

    p.s. all the people talking trash about perez, you do realize you are giving him more hits to his website, which is making him more money, right? and why are you taking time out of your day to bash him? if you dont like him and his website, just dont go on it. hows that for a concept?!



  42. 42

    Your obvious fear of this woman and your hate-filled post is a guarantee that if she's on the ballot, I'll vote for her; with any luck you'll be forced to go through her therapy to cure homosexuality, which might put an end to your gay rants. THAT would be AWESOME. Where you seek to influence, Mario, you only end up failing. You'd be smarter to STFU about her and politics in general, but you ARE a moron, so you'll keep doing what you shouldn't and end up with results you don't want, which is exactly what you deserve.



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  44. 44

    A "Christian government". This woman is so clueless. She is apparently totally unaware of the Constitution. Conservatives have already shredded the Fourth Amendment and now seem intent on taking out the First Amendment and reducing the Constitution to nothing more than a rotting piece of parchment. The Tea Party scares me. Ronald Reagan would be left of center to them. They are pulling the Republican party so far to the right that it's unrecognizable.



  45. 45

    relax people, it's not like perez asked for a picture of marcus bachmann sucking on a dick, although that might be easier to come by than a photo of batshit crazy eyes in a pair of cargos.
    *
    as for the comments saying perez shouldn't be nasty to this bitch just because she has different opinions than him, isn't that exactly what you fools are doing, leaving nasty comments because you don't agree with what perez has said. perez doesn't like bachmann so he talks shit about her, you guys don't like perez so you talk shit about him. such hypocrites. i guess in the long run it all works out best for perez, he continues to get hits out of it.



  46. 46

    This troll already is a political has-been. A month from now it will be Michele Who? Oh, yeah, that Jesus Freak idiot whore.



  47. 47

    I hate Bachmann as much as the next intelligent person - but seriously, Perez?



  48. 48

    Re: AttFinch – I couldn't agree with you more! keep on goin on his website, haters, you're only making him more money!