Politics are a lot like Hollywood. Your career is dependent on your image, how people perceive you. If you look like a slob or one-cent hooker, than people won't take you as seriously as someone who dresses in Armani or J.Crew.
Keeping that in mind, we just came across this very inneresting article about Michele Bachmann. You know, the crazy conservative homophobe who wants all of the gays to break the bonds of our “personal enslavement,” and stop teaching the next generation that being gay is "normal and natural." She also insists that evolution is just a nice "theory" and wants to give America what it deserves - a "Christian government." Putting forth these kinds of , oh let's just call them "ideologies," is apparently very good for her image.
Do you know what's really bad for her image? Cargo pants.
Oh yes! Should anyone ever catch Bachmann in a pair of plentiful, pocketed pants, that would certainly be the end of her and her plan to save America from liberal destruction as we know it! At least, that is how her press secretary made it sound like to a group of reporters traveling with Michele during a recent campaign trip. As she was laying down the rules, Alice Stewart sternly warned the six travelling chroniclers on Bachmann's corporate jet:
“I know everything is on the record these days, but please just don’t broadcast images of her in her casual clothes.”
With that, Michele boarded the plane, snuck back into her private quarters and emerged in a pair of swanky cargo pants, ready to kick back and relax, without the American public ever seeing her in such disarray. Now that sounds like a control freak … and a challenge!
Your mission is clear, Perezilicious readers: Find a picture of Michele Bachman in cargo pants!!!
We're not kidding!
We want to see her in a state of total under-dressed. We want to see her placing multiple items in her multiple pockets just because she has the space! Imagine the SHAME she'll feel! Just picture the disgrace this will bring to her campaign! The cargo pants will be her undoing and we insist that she must be undone!
So here's the deal: First person to send us a picture of Michele Bachmann in a pair of cargo pants wins eternal glory - and $500!!!!
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! GET US THE PICTURE AND YOU GET THE CASH!!!
Send your entries to email@example.com for your chance to WIN!
Note: It has to be REAL! We're glad you know how to use Photoshop, but we're only interested in the real deal over here. No fakers!
TICK TOCK! TICK TOCK! BUH-BYE BACH!
[Image via WENN.]
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