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Man Names His Children Lady GaGa And will.i.am!

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Oh man! This Little Monster is going balls to the wall!

A British man named Ian Clark apparently took the advice of his oldest daughter, Maddie, and named his second child "Meggie Maisie Lady GaGa" - and then his firstborn son "Tommy will.i.am!"

His wife explains:

"I'm trying to convince him not to. He's done it once so I'm sure he will do it again."

AH-MAZING! HA!

We think his next child needs to be named Kelly Clarkson Selenita Chezza Hilton III!

Just saying! LOLz!

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38 comments to “Man Names His Children Lady GaGa And will.i.am!”



  1. 1

    Poor kids. You can choose your friends; but you can't choose the idiots you're born to. It's a genetic lottery and these kids lost.



  2. 2

    Yes, so in twenty years when Gaga no longer has a career, his daughter can change her name back to something that has relevance to her, not some ripoff pop star.



  3. 3

    I always say don't be frustrated that stupid people aren't smarter, just be grateful they exist to represent how high above the bar you are



  4. 4

    Nimrod.



  5. 5

    so..does the kid lookslike a horse face as well??



  6. 6

    Re: GuyVancouver
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!



  7. 7

    He should have named his kids "Popscidictator 1" and "Popscidictator 2" .. I wish my mom named me that :( ..



  8. 8

    There should be a law against calling your kids stupid names. Poor kids. It's such a selfish moronic thing to do. Only someone braindead like Mario would condone it.



  9. 9

    Re: Geat real – Well said!!!



  10. 10

    just when i thought people couldn't get any dumber, i am proven wrong.

  11. yeez says – reply to this


    11

    Remember when will.i.am punched you in the face, Mario?



  12. 12

    Re: MMSEllen – It's actually now illegal in New Zealand to give your child named like that now. At least someone is thinking about these kid's poor future!



  13. 13

    Funniest part is, when these kids are 16..Both of those artist will be irrelevant if not completely forgotten and people will have no clue who they are and why they have retarded names.



  14. 14

    what a moron -



  15. 15

    didnt this already happen like a year or 2 ago?



  16. 16

    look at those buck teeth



  17. 17

    oh wow. This reminds me - last weekend a friend went on a blind date - the girl he had been set up with turned out to be named Glitz and had a sister named Binky. These were genuinely their names, on their birth certificates, passports etc. Girls - I hope one of you reads this. We made jokes. We call Glitz 'Clitz' (you know why) and as for Binky - thats an adorable name for DEATH's horse in the Discworld - on a person its bloody hilarious.



  18. 18

    pathetic i bet they want to look like her to as well huh



  19. 19

    People here are so stupid, will.i.am and lady gaga are two great icons that have done so much to help, people here don't even know will.i.am's impressive humanitarian work. Smart thoughtful people seek to name their children original and inspirational names. Look at all your names here in the post, so unoriginal, its like your parents only know 5 words a names lmao and then the pathetic ones call these people stupid? Stay mad.

  20. china says – reply to this


    20

    POOR GIRL!



  21. 21

    At least their first names are normal and they can just use those…



  22. 22

    What a fucking moron. Luckily it's not their first names,so they can just not tell anyone their middle names. Hope the poor girl doesn't look anything like horse face GaGa



  23. 23

    Whenever I feel bad about my life, I read stories like this to make me feel better.
    Those poor kids are going to either A) resent their parents for the rest of their lives or B) need some therapy



  24. 24

    wow poor fucking kids.. those 2 probably wont even be around when they are grown or they are going to like heavy metal or some shit .. lol stupid piece of shit parents xD



  25. 25

    ok. gaga i understand, shes awesome. will.i.am? ew. poor kid.



  26. 26

    Poor kids to be named after a FLOP tranny…

    That FLop tranny flopped hard with Judas and You And I..
    Album of the decade MY ASS!!

    NOTHING COMPARES TO THE HOLYspearIT of GodneY SpearS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    U mad? Stay pressed"



  27. 27

    Poor kids to be named after a FLOP tranny…

    That FLop tranny flopped hard with Judas and You And I..
    Album of the decade MY ASS!!

    NOTHING COMPARES TO THE HOLYspearIT of GodneY SpearS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    U mad? Stay pressed"!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  28. 28

    Ugh! Those poor kids. And this moron is probably on the dole as well.



  29. 29

    the only thing more stupid than that guy naming his kids, is your cheap attempt at a joke



  30. 30

    I totally get it!! This morning when one of my two springer spaniel pups took a shit, we decided to name the pile of shit ”Gaga”…what was weird was that when we looked close at the pile of shit, you could almost see the face of Gaga taking shape IN the pile of shit!! No joke!! Needless to say it was one of those special moments!!



  31. 31

    Cool, that's awesome but no matter who they name them after, I don't think it can be so much fun in the end in the kids minds even if that person is still one of the #1 artist in music.
    I think everyone should stop saying poor kids sense you don't know how they fell about this. It's just a name on a person you don't like and there is nothing that says those kids wont like that person either. I know myself that I like many artist that my mom liked when she was young. Just because you don't like that person doesn't mean everyone else will agree with you.
    Even if those kids wont like their name, they can always change it so it really isn't anyones problem but their own.
    Also, I for one think GaGa will still be at the top in 20-30 years, she wont be alone but she will be there with some new artists that people will say they are copying GaGa and bit*h about the good old time for us just like most of the people on here does with Madonna.



  32. 32

    Wouldn't be great if Will.i.Am's manager punched Perez Hilton again?!?! Wanna see this Child Molester in JAIL!!



  33. 33

    I like GAGA when she is all bizarre looking too, however her looking "normal" is refreshing too…such lovely skin and eyes that girl has….Love you Gaga



  34. 34

    Re: sanfran1 – Don't forget the buck teeth and the horse face and that giant lovely kike-nose!! LolZ!!

  35. @v@ says – reply to this


    35

    Is it so hard to name your kids from respected previous members of your OWN family? Personification of total random celebrity strangers is kind of sad, imo, and shows a lack of personal pride.



  36. 36

    Ugh it disgusts me when parents selfishly give their children horrible names. Like terrific, now the child will be teased and bullied because he/she is the product of two idiots getting it on. Id be down changing my name at 18…. completely tacky and selfish.



  37. 37

    Re: whatTHEhellPOPculture – Are you seriously that stupid? The unoriginal names on this thread? these aren't peoples real birth given names, they are just handles people use. Your whole comment is just so stupid. If you want to name your child after a humanitarian, thats one thing- these celebrities have real names William and Stefani- they should name their kids that, not these cheesmo stage names.

  38. d-dog says – reply to this


    38

    well dont be mean to other children like saaying that there are born to idiots omg
    well do riyt not rong OMG