Thankfully for us, Khloe Kardashian will!
Wonder if she'll still get that reality show, now that she's no longer 16…
Although we continue to be creeped out by Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old actor hubby Doug Hutchinson, we'd like to wish her a happy birthday!
"I'm so happy! This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"
Courtney had planned on spending the big day in Disneyland, but due to the heat wave in SoCal, she's going to spend the day shopping with hubby Doug, or cooling off in a lake
or playing arcade games at a Chuck E. Cheese.
CREEPY ALERT: Stop reading now if you're about to eat, have recently eaten, or plan to eat in the relatively near future!
As a birthday present, we've learned that Courtney's 51-year-old hubby bought her gifts from Victoria's Secret, which is apparently her favorite store. Ewww!!!!
In an effort not to cringe TOO hard, we'll assume/hope that he got her perfume or a sweatshirt or something else NOT sexual!
Creepiness and nausea aside, we hope you enjoy your 17th b-day, Courtney!