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Seriously, Hurricane Irene? Why do you have to destroy homes, flood streets, act like a tramp, AND mess with X Factor?
Hurricane Irene is screwing with Simon Cowell's new show — Mariah Carey had to cancel a "very important" video shoot for "X-factor" because she couldn't travel and we're told it's thrown the show into "utter chaos."
Sources connected to the show tell us Mariah is in New York and was supposed to fly to meet Simon at a secret location to begin taping a special segment for the show in the last few days.
Cowell has stated in the past that Mariah has an important role on the show — but he's not revealing any details.
Unless she physically bestows some sort of magic and has to be there in person for it to work, we say Skype it in and apologize.
Either way, we wish Irene would stop being a hag to everyone.
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