That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
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A wet, wild, and absolutely delicious Prince Harry?!
Oh boy! What we wouldn't have given to have been present for THIS!
The English royal was spotted pAArtying it up at the Veneranda in Croatia Monday night, and pulled a Lindsay Lohan by drunkenly falling headfirst into a round pool inside the nightclub!
Of course, being the amazing little ginge that he is, he took the whole thing in stride and just kept on white-boy dancing, soaking wet, until someone took pity on him and let him borrow a white tee shirt!
You can come swimming in our pool ANYTIME, you hilarious little scoundrel!
Check out a video of the incident…AFTER THE JUMP!
[Image via Fame Pictures.]