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This Man Loves Humping Plastic Rafts.

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Oh boy.

Edwin Tobergta (above) was arrested after he was found humping a pink plastic raft in an alleyway behind a dumpster.

The sad thing is that this isn't his first offense with plastic. Nope. It's his fifth.

When cops saw him in the middle of the ahem…act, they yelled for him to stop, which he did. But then he fled, taking the raft with him!

The police eventually caught up with him at his home where he apparently pleaded for help and cried because he was sad to be separated from the raft.

Oh. This story just got really sad.

In fact, what's sadder is that when the press talked to his grandmother, she said that the family had been trying to get help for Edwin for years. She added:

"He has a lot of mental problems and he's always had a fascination for plastic. That's just it. That's all of it. That's all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It's like nobody cares."

Aw, we kinda feel bad for the guy now. Sorry buddy.

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17 comments to “This Man Loves Humping Plastic Rafts.”



  1. 1

    This sounds way more harmless than Mario posting pictures of himself pooping on Justin Beiber, with his ass hanging out. You are some sick, immature fuck.



  2. 2

    So you want equal right for some one who sticks it in another mans A-hole but not for a man who likes a clean sh_t free peace of plastic. We need a name for your disgusting phobia FatBoy.



  3. 3

    Maybe he's trying to start a new trend to replace planking?



  4. 4

    Re: MMSEllen – Did you notice the mouth was cut out on that cut out. Hmmmm. pretty sick



  5. 5

    this man is obviously mentally ill.
    i think it's a shame to make fun of him in that way, especially the last sentence "…sorry buddy" - what the hell?

    it's one thing to make fun of celebrities or whatever, but this isn't right. his family even states that no one will help them, which i think is a sad story.
    go back to humping bieber-cardboard-cutouts, because that seems like the legit thing to do nowadays. asshole.

  6. frrf says – reply to this


    6

    How is this any different then humping a blow up doll? Im sure you have one of justin beiber, you have pics of yourself dumping a shit on it already and you call this guy sad?



  7. 7

    Mario, maybe you can go poop on the pink raft and the guy too.
    .
    You're such a fetish trendsetter.



  8. 8

    Can't wait to see your ugly mug shot when the cops get the pics sent of you shitting on a the cut out of a minor fatboy.



  9. 9

    A man who acts as if he's shitting in Beiber's mouth has the nerve to label this article as
    "icky icky poo"



  10. 10

    I thought you were a celebrity website????? You are getting more pathetic by the day.



  11. 11

    You really are an asshole, Mario. This guy obviously needs help and you think bullying him on your site is cool? Not everything in the world is joke. You are so insensitive.



  12. 12

    Fucking a raft is pretty disturbing, but not as disturbing as a man fucking another man!



  13. 13

    It's called objective sexuality where people actually fall in love with or form relationships with objects. It is a very sad disorder which leaves the individual isolated misunderstood and ridiculed. It destroys their families and eventually their friends desert them through lack of understanding. You seem to worry about people being bullied into suicide, I suggest you don't musically ridicule this young man.

  14. RubyT says – reply to this


    14

    perez, why did you make this whole big deal about being nicer to celebrities but you continue to humiliate the mentally ill? at least celebs can defend themselves.



  15. 15

    If I was a guy I would hump plastic too… I mean other women are freaking nasty… they act like men and are fat and just careless… not to mention ugly… I don't blame guys for becoming gay or acting crazy considering how women have become



  16. 16

    CRAZY!!!!!



  17. 17

    …. …. …. … vomit